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axp96

1. axp96
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   When I was little, being the line leader was
   the best thing in the world.
   ©I_Dont_Kno
   
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2. axp96
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 1:03am UTC
   Thoughts when I can't sleep
   Me: Ugh, i cant sleep, but i'm tired.
   Me: I don't wanna go to school tomorrow.
   Me : Oh god, what if i have a pop quiz and fail cause I got no sleep?
   Me::Then I'll never get a good term grade, and flunk for the term.
   Me: Then I won't graduate, and I won't get into college.
   Me: Then my parents will kick me out, and I'll be forced to become a hobo on the street.
   Me: Shut up brain. Maybe if you get some sleep we wouldn't have that to worry about.
   Me: Wait, why am I talking to myself?
   Me: Am I crazy? Should I check into a mental hosptital?
   Me: Maybe i should try counting sheep.
   Me: 1 sheep
   Me: 2 sheep
   Me: 3 shee- This is a load of crap, i'm more awake then i was before.
   Me: Ugh, now I have to pee. But, i dont wanna get up.
   Me: But, what if i dont go and end up peeing myself while i dream?
   Me: Yeah, i'm not getting any sleep tonight-_-,
   Notmyformat
   
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3. axp96
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   I don't want to be normal.
   I want to be me.
   
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4. axp96
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
   That voice you use when talking to a pet.
   
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5. axp96
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   I can delete your facebook,
   & your number,
   But, I can't delete you from
   my memories.
   
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6. axp96
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 1:58pm UTC
   K.
   The deadliest of all responses.
   format credit to Marissa123.
   
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7. axp96
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   November 24, 2011 11:27am UTC
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8. axp96
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 4:10pm UTC
   "Bad things happen to good
   people."
   I'm starting to think that's true.
   Not my format.
   
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9. axp96
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 8:19pm UTC
   Yes I Can Be A Freak;
   But, stop acting like you're too cool for me.
   
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10. axp96
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Things I Hate:
    1.) When a beautiful boy has an ugly name-___-
    
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11. axp96
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    I hate it when;
    a fake person calls you fake.
    If I am supposedly fake,
    then what the hell are you?
    Ugh. >:(
    
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12. axp96
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    I love it when,
    You do something so
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously Awesome,
    Then realizing no one saw.
    Now you try to actually show someone,
    And you can't do it again.
    NOT MY FORMAT.
    
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13. axp96
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    "Daddyy!!<3"
    "I Love youu<3:D"
    "...How much money do you need?"
    I love how he knows me.
    ♥
    not my format .
    
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14. axp96
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    January 28, 2011 7:12pm UTC
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15. axp96
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    I Hate it when girls give a guy a second chance. It doesn't change the fact that he loved you, but at some point, he was thinking about her.
    
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16. axp96
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    Love can be very Hard to explain, but you Shouldn't have to Explain it(; <33
    
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17. axp96
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    I wonder if Justin Bieber notices that singing in a 10 year old voice, probably isnt going to attract the girl of his dreams, just push her away.
    *no offense to anyone who likes Justin Bieber
    
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