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awkwardandproud

1. awkwardandproud
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   August 9, 2012 11:05am UTC
   Does anyone else remember the Nick show unfabulous?
   
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2. awkwardandproud
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   August 7, 2012 1:45am UTC
   That awkward moment when I went on my computer to look up my schedule and I ended up staying on Witty for 3 hours..
   
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3. awkwardandproud
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   August 1, 2012 2:48am UTC
   And who else misses Neds declassified school survival guide?
   
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4. awkwardandproud
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   July 16, 2012 2:43am UTC
   Me: Ok, time for bed!
   Me:Oh wait, I should just really quickly check Witty!
   Me:Crap, these inspirational quotes are making me so sad :(
   Me: IF WE HAD NO WAR, THE WORLD WOULD BE PERFECT!
   Me:Damn I should be the president.
   Me: It's so hot in here!
   Me: I'm hungry.
   Me: Crap, 2:40 am, Mairead turn the ipod off, sleep!
   Me: But, I will just creep on his facebook pictures for a little bit!
   Me: WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME!?!?!?
   Me: If I was a boy, i'd be the greatest boyfriend.
   Me: Is that sunlight? Oh well!
   
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5. awkwardandproud
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   July 16, 2012 1:21am UTC
   You turned out to be the best thing I never had.
   
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6. awkwardandproud
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   July 15, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   When I was a kid,
   Drake was a crippled kid on Degrassi, not a famous rapper
   
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7. awkwardandproud
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   July 9, 2012 12:50am UTC
   I'm scared of growing up.
   
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8. awkwardandproud
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   July 8, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   RIP Ernest Borgnine,
   the dude who voiced Mermaid Man :(
   
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9. awkwardandproud
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   July 8, 2012 1:40am UTC
   When he talks to me about how amazing she is...
   I die a little inside.
   
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10. awkwardandproud
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    July 8, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Love if a four letter word....
    so is WIFI
    
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11. awkwardandproud
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    July 8, 2012 1:16am UTC
    Remember when we swore we would go to the same college together, have a double wedding, and promised to be friends forever?
    what happened?
    
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12. awkwardandproud
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    July 8, 2012 1:14am UTC
    We're just a bunch of kids who grew up way to fast
    
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13. awkwardandproud
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    July 8, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Single doesn't mean I'm looking!
    
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14. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Cause you can't find nothing at all, if there was nothing there all along.
    Crooked Teeth, Death Cab for Cutie :3
    
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15. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Friends: he was an idiot, you deserve better!
    Bestfriends: I bet he dumped you cause he's gay.
    
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16. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    At first when I see you cry
    It makes me smile
    Yeah it makes me smile(:
    -Smile by Lily Allen
    
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17. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    If Taylor Swift had a Witty she would make the best quotes
    
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18. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    That one friend who you never talk to anymore but you still miss with all your heart.
    
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19. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    She is in a relationship with Him
    ♥ 1 minutes ago ·like · Comment · See Friendship
    die inside
    nmf
    
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20. awkwardandproud
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    July 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    We're smiling but we're close to tears
    
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