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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:20pm UTC

When you're in a test
and you want to make something
DEFINED
so you go over it and over it till it's
BOLD.

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:03am UTC

Seeing a cup with clear liquid in a classroom
and wanting to drink it but not
becase it reminds me of
pee.
Format by awesomepeta

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:39pm UTC

What do you wear
to a
concert?

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 5:38am UTC

Fruit does not belong in cake.

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:48am UTC

Oh my gosh guys, no joke I think I found Steve. I think he's steve (Sophie's husband) from D.C cupcakes. In the T.V show he's AWAYS on his computer. He's never at work, he always has spare time to hlp the girls with they're cupcakes.On the show it also says he is something of a computer genius. I dont know why but he also reminds me of Steve because of the way he talks. To top it off on one episode he says he loves dinosaurs.
ANYONE WITH ME???????

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:06am UTC

IF LIFE GIVES YOU
HOERIWEJ
MELONS
KHBISDUH
YOU MAY BE
DYSLEXIC
Format by Me HOW COOL IS IT???

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC

So you know how Steve control's EVERYTHING on witty?
He came up on my people I might like list....
Is this Steve's way of hitting on me?!
0.o
Of course I love you Steve!!!!!!!!!!!

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 9:23pm UTC

*Pizza commercial*
"NOW MADE WITH REAL CHEESE!!!"
Me: What was it made with before? o.0
- Lydia Narodetsky

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 5:26pm UTC

The quickest way to
double your money is to
fold it in half and put it
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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:22am UTC

Picklebarrel Qumquat, Pickelbarrel Qumquat, Pickelbarrel Qumquat, CHIMMY CHERRY CHONGA!!!
MLP- Pinkie Pie 'The Last Roundup'

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 1:19am UTC

Me sitting with friends about a week ago:
Me: You know how I always say that the Bible's just a book and in 2000 years we're probaly going to be worshiping Harry Potter?
Friends: Yeah?
Me: Well if Geo gets really famous as an author people could be worshiping her!
Geo: hahaha yes! Bow down to me!
Me: Suddenly starts chanting "Ge--ooo!!! Ge-ooo!!!"
True Story :)

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:47am UTC

I was looking at Steve's profile and I was like
I wonder how old he is??
Then I thought
Wait he's a brontosaurus he's 154 million years old. Duh!
(Brontosaurus' are actually calles apatosauras')

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 4:05am UTC

The other day I was in the bathroom this is what went down *= thought "= said;
Me: washes my hands
Me: Thinks of funny scenario in my head
Me: *I wonder what I'd say???*
Me: "haha, you just gotta love cheese, being technology and all"
Random normal girl in my class: walks in and stares at me like I'm full on crazy.
Me: Smiles awkwardly at girl
Me: *RUN B*TCH SHE KNOWS!!!!*

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:44pm UTC

When someone has a car or a machine as their profile picture I think :
What are you a transformer?

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 12:56am UTC

When I'm sitting in my health class and we are talking about stress in people our age and
I'm sitting right there.

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

The moment when:
You're less scared of:
a_big_white_van started following you - 5:34pm on 19th of August 2012
than
Directioner_4_EVA started following you - 6:20pm on the 19th of August 2012
WOO NEW KISS ALBUM GUYS!!!!

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:24am UTC

Okay I'm just going to say:
BRACES HURT!
Don't be afraid to get them because they don't hurt usually and the outcome far outweighs the risks but when you're having an off day..you better ask that eyelash you've been saving for a wish. ou're mouth will bleed, be rubbed, get puffy and most of all hurt!!! Braces always get in the way, I'm rubbing my nose and that squashes my lip against my braces. I have a cold, so I rub my nose a lot so today it's bleeding. It hurts so much!
Sorry just wanted to get this off my chest.

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 7:02pm UTC

One of the biggest lies we tell: I have read and understood the term's and conditions.

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Here's something to all the spy's and codecrakers out there:
OKD@RD QD@C LX ANNJ NM V@SSO@C! HS'R FNS @KK SGD RSTEE XNT VNTKC KNUD! O.R HE XNT EHFTQDC SGHR NTS, XNT'QD OQDSSX @VDRNLD!
(hint: @=a but this only helps once you figured it out)
http://www.wattpad.com/story/1810497-pearl-evans-trust-me-i%27m-lying

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awesomepeta
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I don't think Channing Tatum is good looking.

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