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  1. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:56am UTC
    When being given
    $20
    Normal Teenagers: "Only 20 bucks? Really?"
    Me: "20 BUCKS! Why? Have i died and gone to heaven?"
    (Should i start a series?)
    Format by DestinyTulip

  2. MoonLitWolf MoonLitWolf
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC

    I'm going to get a name tag that says "Life" on it,
    then hand out lemons to people.

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    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:22am UTC
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  4. MoonLitWolf MoonLitWolf
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:25am UTC
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  5. MoonLitWolf MoonLitWolf
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:32am UTC
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  6. Heyylan Heyylan
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    69
    Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

  7. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX

    I have decided
    to get in shape.
    The shape will be
    "potato"

    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  8. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Where is the remote?
    Oh, on the other side of the room.. looks like I'm watching this.

  9. bri_bear bri_bear
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana..

  10. itsblanca_ itsblanca_
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    i dont like you. just like how Mrs. Puffs doesn't like Spongebob.

  11. richie97 richie97
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
    Trying to fit the word 'swag' in as much as possible

  12. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
    Format by DestinyTulip

  13. Jillybean98 Jillybean98
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    We got facepaintings and told people they were birthmarks! :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. secretsofagirl secretsofagirl
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    him: I love you Sweetie
    me: I love you, too. I love reading that. I love it more when I hear you say it. And when we skype and I see you say it. But I love it the most when I'm curled up in ur arms and you whisper it in my ear
    him: I love it the most when we are curled up really tight and I kiss you before saying it :)
    me: I like it when we say it and then I cuddle deeper into your chest and your arm tightens for a second because you think I'm getting up :) yes, I noticed
    him: :)
    true story

  16. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:48am UTC
    Girl in my class: *sleeping off into the distance*
    Teacher: ...and all the atoms move in one direction....
    Girl in my class: *wakes up* HUH??? DID YOU SAY ONE DIRECTION?!
    True story

  17. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:53am UTC
    A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this

  18. Sweet_as_Bro_xx Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    *about to walk past crush*
    Me: Swap sides with me.
    Friend: Why?
    Me: Because you’re gonna push me into him!
    Friend: How can you say that! How can you accuse me, your most trustworthy friend, of such a thing!
    *pushes me into crush*

  19. VickiGotSwag VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:22am UTC
    Friend: Do You Have Braces?
    Me: Nahh I Ate A Transformer And Forgot To Floss

  20. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:24am UTC
    I love my brother:)
    He's got his group of friends that all have younger sisters and basically if a guy messes with me or any of their sisters
    He will get beaten up preeety bad:)

:)

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