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  1. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 11:06am UTC
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  2. avrilmama avrilmama
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    June 19, 2009 10:43am UTC
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  3. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    Fades are awesome XD

  4. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    i am... :: B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y :: C-H-E-R-R-Y :: G-R-A-P-E :: P-E-A-C-H :: P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E :: S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y
    NO JOKE.
    REPOST WITH:
    A-P-P-L-E(if your taken)
    B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y
    (if you absolutely adore someone)
    B-A-N-A-N-A (if you are confused)
    C-H-E-R-R-Y (if you like someone but your not sure how they feel about you)
    G-R-A-P-E (if your single)
    L-E-M-O-N (if you have given up)
    P-E-A-C-H (theres no point in liking the person you like)
    P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E(if your just taking life as it comes)
    S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y(if you like someone and they like you but you're not going out)
    100-% NOT mine

  5. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Caroline Jonas
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  6. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:23pm UTC
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    Erin Ely
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  7. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 8:36pm UTC
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR LEFT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name?
    Rachel
    - Are you friends with this person?
    kinda
    Do you talk in this class?
    sometimes
    - Is this person your worst enemy?
    no way
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
    - What is their name?
    Kadeja
    - Are they smart?
    yuppp
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - What is his/her name?
    Kevin
    - Are they funny?
    yes!!!
    - Is this person your best friend?
    def.
    - Do you play the same sport?
    nope
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - What’s there name?
    Heath
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    Whats their name?
    Annie
    - Can you talk to them about just anything?
    yes
    - They your best friend?
    def.
    6.IN THE BEGINNING
    In a relationship?
    no lol
    Who were your best friends?
    KEVSCBAD <33333
    Play any sports?
    Tennis mostly
    One thing you wanted most?
    um... money lol
    Your hair color?
    dark dark brown
    Favorite class?
    Math
    Favorite teacher?
    Ms. McNamee
    Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently?
    some ppl have changed
    Was there a lot of drama this year?
    yes tons!!!!!!!!!!
    Make any friends?
    yeah
    Lose any friends?
    not rly
    Experience any tradegy?
    no
    Have your priorities changed?
    um... no
    How many times have you dyed your hair since school began?
    zero... lol
    Any serious regrets?
    i guess
    Major accomplishments?
    sure?????
    Sad that this year is over?
    no way, as long as i can c my Bffs over the summer!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  9. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 4:18pm UTC
    Here's an intresting survey.
    Repost this again with you're answers!.
    Here are mine! ♥
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Tasha Escalade
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The Tennis Lightning Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Jeanette June
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Blue Killer Whale
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Elizabeth Hartford
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Smisi
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Purple Daquiri
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Diamond Chocolate
    TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
    (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
    Hussey Hartford
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Summer Tulip
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Grape Shortsy
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Cereal Redwood

  10. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    Name 10 Guy Friends;;
    1. Jordon
    2. RJ
    3. Jordan G
    4. Kevin
    5. Niles
    6. Chris G
    7. Max
    8. Cody
    9. Steve
    10. Jordan H
    Would You Rather...
    Party with 1 or 7?
    1 ... i guess
    Marry 2 or 6?
    2
    Kill 3 or 8?
    omg neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Date 9 or 10?
    9
    Make out with 4 or 7?
    7
    Cuddle with 6 or 8?
    8
    Have kids with 4 or 5?
    5
    Live with 1 or 9?
    9
    Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
    2
    Trade lives with 8 or 10?
    irdk
    Wake up next to 4 or 9?
    9
    Completely disown 3 or 7?
    7
    Who Has the Best..
    Smile?
    8
    Face?
    8
    Body?
    8
    Abs?
    8
    Butt?
    8
    Style?
    4
    A Few More Questions..
    Has 3 ever hurt you?
    no way!
    Have you ever hurt 4?
    i dont think so
    Who's the funniest?
    either 2 or 10
    Can you beat up 8?
    no way!
    When is the last time you saw 9?
    2-3 weeks ago
    Who's the smartest?
    either 4 or 6
    How long have you known 2?
    for almost 2 years
    What would you do if 1 and 6 started dating?
    i would laugh so hard that id cry
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on?
    irdk
    Does 7 smell good?
    idk
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 years?
    probibly 3 and 4

  11. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 11:32am UTC
    jack and jill went up the hill
    to get some marijuana.
    jack got high and dropped his fly
    and said "jill do u wanna?"
    jill said yes and dropped her dress,
    and then they had some fun.
    stupid jill forgot her pill and now
    they have a son!
    TOTAL credit to CATSANDDOGS123

  12. avrilmama avrilmama
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    May 25, 2009 11:21am UTC
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    May 23, 2009 1:10pm UTC
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  14. avrilmama avrilmama
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    May 23, 2009 12:57pm UTC
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  15. avrilmama avrilmama
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    May 23, 2009 12:45pm UTC
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    Katie Griffin K. <3
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  16. avrilmama avrilmama
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    May 1, 2009 6:46pm UTC
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  17. avrilmama avrilmama
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    April 29, 2009 9:46pm UTC
    Somebody turn the lights on
    Somebody tell me whats wrong
    I'd be lying if i told you
    Loosing you was something i could handle
    <333333 candle (sick & tired) white tie affair <33333333

  18. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 11:34am UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. Carol
    2. Annie
    3. Erin
    4. Kevin
    5. Katie
    6. RJ
    7. Delancey
    8. Niles
    9. Kevin
    10. Taylor
    11. Jordan
    12. Allie
    13. Anna
    How did you meet 10?
    She's my cuz
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    um... yeah
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    NO WAY
    Are you good friends with 13?
    yuppp
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    Well not in a <3 kinda way... cuz Katie is a girl...
    Something about 1..?
    Obsessed w/ the Jonas Brothers!!!
    How did you meet 12?
    School
    Whats 7s fav color?
    Black... i think
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    I would stand there in shock
    Fact about 9?
    he's a SPAZZZZZ
    Would you ever live with 12?
    yeah i guess
    Is 2 single?
    yeah
    Where does 7 live?
    in hartford
    What do you think about 2?
    she's fun
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    ummm hmmm she can b kinda anoying SOMETIMES
    Whos 11 going out with?
    idk, i think no1
    What do you think about 3?
    She's music obsessed in general, and has OMGD :)

  19. avrilmama avrilmama
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    April 12, 2009 2:12pm UTC
    Nice legs, Daisy dukes, makes a man go [whistle]
    Thats the way they all come through like [whistle whistle]
    Low-cut, see-through shirts that make you [whistle]
    Thats the way she come through like [whistle whistle]
    Starstrukk 3oh!3 <33333

  20. avrilmama avrilmama
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 8:45pm UTC
    We Have Obsessive Male Gender Disorder,
    Be Jealous!!!!!!!!
    lol erin n lance

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