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  1. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2015 10:19pm UTC
    Why am I crying while watching The Land Before Time?!

  2. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2015 12:30am UTC
    I want to feel that rush again.

  3. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2015 2:24am UTC
    But darling,
    I don't want to feel
    like this forever.

  4. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2015 12:24pm UTC
    Your attention is not where I get my pride.

  5. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 12:35am UTC
    when people say they like the movie better

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse
    to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without
    leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the
    same Witty that I did when I was young.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    "We're your family, we're allowed to make fun of you."
    "Come on, it's just a joke."
    "Toughen up and stop being a baby."
    "We're just teasing."
    Stop.
    Bullying is bullying no matter who it comes from. I just hurts a sh.itload more when it's coming from people you trust.
    Screw off.

  8. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    ♥ Today at school
    this girl started calling me
    all these names&she saw my
    cuts, she laughed and said
    keep trying ,
    I'm sure you'll die soon.
    &no one will even notice
    j u s t r e m e m b e r
    >>cut down the road, not across the street<<

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Teacher: *hands out plastic cups for experiment*
    People: *start doing the Cup Song*
    Teacher: Stop.
    Teacher: If you're going to do the cup song, do it right.
    That's how we spent 10 minutes doing the cup song.

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:16am UTC
    I have so much homework.
    What movie should i watch..

  11. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The ocean is a beautiful thing
    it can be calm and gentle
    soothing your worries
    erasing your fears.
    And then,
    when you're least expecting it,
    it can turn wild and raging,
    pulling you under,
    leaving you without air.
    The ocean is a beautiful thing.
    Kind of like you.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about
    THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

  13. invisablackkk invisablackkk
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:18am UTC
    society's killing the girl inside
    that had dreams, a heart, and a life too

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    i like math, as long as it doesn't involve
    decimals, proportions, functions, square roots, probabiliy, fractions, imaginary numbers, polynomials, asymptotes, graphs, absolute value, quadratics, interest rates, two cars leave at the same time one goes 30 mph the other goes 40 when will they pass each other, sine, cosine, tangents, ratios, logarithms, using a compass, formulas, and of course, the alphabet.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Mom: You're never gonna get any friends if all you do is sit on the computer.
    Me: Mother, you don't understand. The computer is how I make friends.

  16. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Alright, self.
    That's enough food for today. And tomorrow. and next week.
    Please stop now.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Men say that a woman's
    place is in the kitchen. Just remember that's where all the knives are.

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Oh, you're wearing Converse
    with your prom dress? I bet no one's ever done that before.

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    People who are born in 1999
    are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that. Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

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