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1. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 8:29am UTC
   Question: How do girls who can't stand the sight of blood get through their period without like passing out?
   
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2. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 7:37am UTC
   I wrote a song for her. Guess where I was? Outside her window...
   sadly her dad got kind of mad and told me to go home. Why? Cause it was 11PM.
   Why did I do that at midnight? We had had a fight earlier and I realized my stupidity.
   
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3. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   I hate midterms.
   
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4. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 8:01am UTC
   Why do people follow me? My quotes aren't that great.
   Only difference is I'm a guy. That's not a good reason
   for girls to follow me.
   
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5. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   By the way... guys dont like it when girls like wear
   bras that make their boobs fall out of their shirts.
   Its just slutty. If you don't have much up there, so what?
   Don't basically lie about it. F****** own it.
   
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6. austinsaccount
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   January 14, 2012 1:20pm UTC
   Being grounded is just awesome.
   
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7. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   Sometimes guys act confident to hide how scared
   ****less they are.
   
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8. austinsaccount
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   January 14, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. austinsaccount
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   It's just awesome when people bail on you last-minute.
   
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10. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Top Priorites in My Life:
    Girlfriend/Friends/Family
    School
    Sports
    ...
    Not being in drama.
    
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11. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Tip For Girls #1
    If you think a guy likes you, have your friends spy
    when he's around... but make sure they're good at it.
    
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12. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Question: Do girls like guys in skinny jeans?
    
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13. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Even if he hasn't asked you out, he could still like you.
    It took me 2 years to ask my girlfriend out...
    The guy just needs to get the balls to do it.
    
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14. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Guys are scared, oblivious human beings...
    I'm sorry, but girls have to deal with that.
    
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15. austinsaccount
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    January 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Girls... please... with makeup less is more. No guy wants
    to date a clown.
    
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16. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    If a guy acts different, in a good way, when he's with you...
    then he has some feelings for you.
    
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17. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    If you notice a guy's friends constantly watching you...
    that guy has some feelings for you.
    
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18. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:58am UTC
    If a guy gets within 6 inches of your face and is looking
    into your eyes on purpose....
    he has some feelings for you.
    
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19. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:18am UTC
    So girls think its cute when guys get jealous?
    ...If a guy gets jealous enough he might just beat the other
    guy up...
    Is that cute too?
    
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20. austinsaccount
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:04am UTC
    You know what's soo sexy?
    When girls don't show off their parts to every guy that
    passes by.
    Guys don't like slutty girls.
    They're nice to look at, but to spend time with?
    Yeah right.
    
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