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lovecrazy
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January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I was told this hilarious joke today.
It goes:
you're pretty.
Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

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dolph*
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Monopoly
destroying friendships since 1904

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:38pm UTC

i just fell down the stairs holding a microphone
and a new fashion don't and accidently wrote a Nicki Minaj song.

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 2:20pm UTC

i'm wearing a jacket because
10% i'm freezing
5% it'll be cold later
85% my mother feels cold.

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Cammie
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January 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Take your age, Subtract 3. That's how old you were 3 years ago.

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jimmy365
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January 12, 2013 5:27pm UTC

" "
sorry
but your password
must contain an
uppercase letter, a number,
a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph,
and the blood of a virgin
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Baseballisme
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January 13, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Everyone needs to stop making fun of Justin Beiber. That poor girl.

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kooibear
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January 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I sleep too much. Parent's complain.
Don't sleep enough. Parent's complain.
I eat too much. Parent's complain.
I don't eat enough. Parent's complain.
I'm always in my room. Parent's complain.
I go out too much. Parent's complain.
I just can't win.

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SarahDGirl
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January 11, 2013 4:49pm UTC

When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'.
Are you asking to be punched?

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_Mrs_Horan_
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January 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke
"It's open"

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BlondieBooJayy
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January 11, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Mocking people
in a voice they don't even have

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yeah_im_weird_
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January 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC

elementary teacher: there are no stupid questions so dont be afraid to ask! : )
Highschool teacher: that was the dumest question ive ever heard are you stupid? you know what.....no just get out -_-
t('-'t) (be afraid be very afraid)

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