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  1. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    Love is like the wind! You don't see it .. You feel it.

  2. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Advice #8
    Never chase .. Always Replace ;]

  3. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    In this give or take world,I got what is takes.. ;] ♥

  4. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 9:09am UTC
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  5. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 9:04am UTC
    DAD: What can you do for my daughter?
    BF: I'd die for her!
    DAD: I don't like you.
    BF: Why?
    DAD: I'm looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

  6. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 9:02am UTC
    Every girl has 3 personalities.
    1) When she's with her family.
    2) When she's with her friends.
    3) When she's with HIM.

  7. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:59am UTC
    We are teenage girls.
    When we go home...
    Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
    Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off.
    The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel.
    Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
    Our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas.
    And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
    When we go home...
    You wouldn't recognize us.

  8. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:53am UTC
    *At School*. 'Hey, can I have some gum?'. 'Yeah, but don't say you got it from me!

  9. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:50am UTC
    GF: Baby i seriously dunno why your ex hates me so much !
    BF:Look at the keyboard on your computer.
    GF:Why??
    BF:Because U and I are togather,and my U come above my X
    GF: *Blushes*
    fav if you get it ;)

  10. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 2:54am UTC
    Put the mouse infront of the rabbit and look what he will do .. :D
    http://andrius.esu.lt/10/go2.htm

  11. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 2:45am UTC
    If you ignore me ,I will
    ignore you, If you don't
    Start The conversation
    we won't talk ! If you
    don't put in the effort ..?
    Why should i?

  12. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 2:43am UTC
    i Might hug other guys,I might
    laught with other guys , i might
    even hang out with other guys..
    But none
    of Them Will ever
    mean to me as much as you do
    Not my Format .

  13. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 7:00am UTC
    ♥If one day u feel like crying♥
    ♥Call me♥
    ♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥
    ♥But i can cry with u♥
    ♥If one day u want to run away♥
    ♥Dont be afraid to call me♥
    ♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥
    ♥But i can run with u♥
    ♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥
    ♥Call me♥
    ♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥
    ♥But one day if u call♥
    ♥And there is no anwser♥
    ♥Come fast to see me♥
    ♥Perhaps i need you♥

  14. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:49am UTC
    Friend: calls your parents by Mr.. and Mrs..
    Best friend: calls your parents dad and mum.
    friend: will only call you a friend
    best friend: will call you a sister
    Friend: has never seen you cry
    Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
    Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
    Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
    Friend: asks you to write down your number.
    Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)
    Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
    Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
    Friend: only knows a few things about you
    Best friend: could write a biography on your life
    Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    Best friend: will always go with you

  15. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:43am UTC
    ♥I
    ♥may
    ♥not
    ♥be
    ♥the
    ♥most
    ♥important
    ♥person
    ♥in
    ♥your
    ♥LiFE
    ♥I
    ♥just
    ♥hope
    ♥that
    ♥when
    ♥you
    ♥hear
    ♥my
    ♥name
    ♥you
    ♥smile
    ♥&
    ♥say
    That's My Friend..

  16. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:42am UTC
    We have 3 Stupid Stages of life :
    Teen age:
    Have Time + Energy …but No Money
    Working Age:
    Have Money + Energy …but No Time
    Old age:
    Have Time + Money …but no Energy
    So Enjoy life in each stage…

  17. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:40am UTC
    IF YOU ARE FREE, SCROLL DOWN


    IF YOU ARE STILL FREE, SCROLL UP

  18. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:36am UTC
    When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

  19. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:35am UTC
    Advice #10
    Talk slowly but think quikly .

  20. asoose asoose
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 6:35am UTC
    Advice #9
    Don't judge people by their relatives .

:)

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