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ashxxnicole14

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Member Since: 9 Aug 2011 04:34pm

Last Seen: 19 Jul 2012 09:00am

user id: 205773

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  1. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:54pm UTC
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  2. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 11:20am UTC
    Yeah, I'm that kid from the math textbooks who has 10 candy bars and eats 9...

  3. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    TheAwkwardMomentWhen
    you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.
    nmf

  4. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
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    November 5, 2011 10:10pm UTC
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  5. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
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    November 5, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    1960
    Far Out!
    1970
    Groovy!
    1980
    Sick!
    1990
    The bomb!
    2010
    Legit.

  6. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter. But who is Voldemort?
    let me tell you something about lord voldemort. we were best friends in middle school. i know right, it's soo embarrassing. i don't even...whatever. so then in eighth grade i started going out with my first boyfriend harry potter, who was totalllly gorgeous but then he went to hogwarts. and voldemort was like, weirdly jealous of him. like if i would blow him off to hang out with harry, he'd be like "why didn't you call me back?!" and id be like, "uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" so then for my birthday party, which was an all wizards pool party, i was like, "Voldemort, i cant invite you because i think you're evil" i mean, i couldn't have an evil wizard at my party! there were going to be wizards there in their bathing suits! i mean right, he was evil! so then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then he dropped out of school cause no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall and his nose was gone, and he was totally evil and now i guess he's trying to kill harry.

  7. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    i still remember the feeling
    i felt when i first started talking to you. ♥

  8. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Ohh, that's a tan?...
    I thought you got attcked my a mob of orange markers.

  9. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 11:19pm UTC
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  10. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    • • • • • • • • •
    If you watch Mean Girls backwords,
    its about a girl who became so unpopular that she moved to Africa
    nmf
    •••••••••

  11. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:49am UTC
    That girl who flirts
    with the guy you like,
    Yeah we just wanna punch her...

  12. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:44am UTC
    I can make your bed rock (;
    ....So can I.... it's not that hard?

  13. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 8:59pm UTC
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  14. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
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    October 2, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    That was funny
    but, i don't like you...
    so i'm not going to laugh.

  15. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    I laugh at the GUYS who work at subway, because they have to make ME a sandwhich.

  16. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
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    October 2, 2011 2:04pm UTC
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  17. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    *****
    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... hate me because your boyfriend thinks so (;
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    Blow me baby (;
    Ew i hope you get blown by a shark!

  19. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
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    October 2, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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  20. ashxxnicole14 ashxxnicole14
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 10:54am UTC
    I throw my waffles in the air sometimes, sayin ayoo leggo my eggo

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