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ashweyhoran

1. ashweyhoran
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   December 4, 2012 8:54am UTC
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2. ashweyhoran
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   December 3, 2012 10:06am UTC
   let's go
   CRAZY
   CRAZY
   CRAZY
   
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3. ashweyhoran
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   November 27, 2012 10:50am UTC
   They say you find love in every corner.
   .......
   My life must be a cirle..
   
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4. ashweyhoran
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   November 27, 2012 10:29am UTC
   B: C, will you go out with me?
   C: Sorry, I only date letters that come after me.
   C wants the D.
   
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5. ashweyhoran
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   November 27, 2012 9:51am UTC
   19.99
   Because 20.00 is an outragous amount of money.
   
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6. ashweyhoran
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   November 27, 2012 9:43am UTC
   Me: I really can't stay..
   Bed: But baby it's cold outside.
   
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7. ashweyhoran
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   November 22, 2012 10:53am UTC
   Honestly,
   I find Thanksgiving food disgusting.
   
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8. ashweyhoran
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   November 22, 2012 10:49am UTC
   Never lead someone on.
   If you don't like them, TELL THEM.
   Is it that hard?
   
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9. ashweyhoran
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   November 22, 2012 10:46am UTC
   Do you want me like them other boys do?
   They stare at me while I stare at you.
   ♥
   
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10. ashweyhoran
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    November 18, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Teacher: Why do you not have a writing utensil?
    Me: It's 7 am. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes.
    
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11. ashweyhoran
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    November 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    *Girl's status* "just went shopping" 87 likes and 30 comments.
    *My status* "just got accepted into Harvard" 0 likes
    and 1 comment from my mom saying "nerd"
    
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12. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 10:28am UTC
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13. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 10:26am UTC
    Dear Hoe,
    If you're going to take a picture with your skirt up, don't wear to the same underwear in every picture..
    sincerly,
    ew i'm throwing up.
    
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14. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 10:16am UTC
    I favorite my own quotes.
    I'm cool.
    
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15. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 10:11am UTC
    There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
    There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
    There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
    There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
    ....f.ck everything.
    
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16. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 9:52am UTC
    who else is going to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two?
    
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17. ashweyhoran
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    November 16, 2012 9:33am UTC
    I'll say I don't like you.
    & I can't stand you.
    But seeing you with anyone else,
    Kills me inside.
    
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18. ashweyhoran
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    November 13, 2012 10:42am UTC
    We have hundreds of reasons to give up.
    But we still find reasons to keep trying.
    
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19. ashweyhoran
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    November 5, 2012 10:44am UTC
    It's okay. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
    That's cool and all but, I'm human...
    
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20. ashweyhoran
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Follow me.
    Cause I follow back.
    & Cause yunno yolo.
    
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