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  1. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I am 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight

  2. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 9:18pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    scary right?

  3. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  4. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 10:24am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  5. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 10:24am UTC
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!

  6. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:16pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 11:16pm UTC
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  8. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 2:15pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry... :'( i almost did its so beautiful but sad
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  9. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 2:01pm UTC
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up

  10. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 12:48am UTC
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as "what every kiss means
    not mine

  11. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 12:40am UTC
    do.not.read
    there was a little girl that was beat by her father and if you do not post this she will turn up at your bed at 2:12 if you do not post it

  12. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 11:52pm UTC
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  13. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 10:25pm UTC
    [please repost this!]
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    Advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  14. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    test your tongue?
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSS
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    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
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    Once youve found the b
    Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO​PQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake
    Find the 1
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    Find the 6
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    once you've found the 6...
    Find the N (it's hard!!)
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    once you've found the N...
    Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Find the i
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    make 2 wishes!
    as soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" if u don't ur wishes wont come true!!!U got twenty mins

  15. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 1:49am UTC
    WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as "what every kiss means

  16. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2009 11:36pm UTC
    test your tongue?
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​R
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRR
    Once youve found the b
    Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO​PQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake
    Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​I1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
    Once you found the 1.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​
    Find the 6
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999969999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    once you've found the 6...
    Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N...
    Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​llllllillllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    make 2 wishes!
    as soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" if u don't ur wishes wont come true!!!U got twenty mins

  17. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 12:56pm UTC
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  18. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 11:06am UTC
    WhY bOys gO oUt wiTh giRls... Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But , if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. a D vi Ce ... WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...

  19. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 11:23pm UTC
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  20. ashsplash1 ashsplash1
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 11:21pm UTC
    You opened it!You will have bad luck for four weeks.But if you re-post this.You will get kissed by your crush on Friday!Put a star on what applies to you.Repost as I am a.....What color of shirt are you wearing?
    red= silly
    brown=cute
    Green=gorgeous
    blue=sexy
    white= Muscular
    Aqua=freaky
    Yellow= innocent
    Purple=a little TOO happy
    Black=sexy for no reason:P *
    orange=funny
    Gray=dumb
    Pink=preppy
    lightpink= sweaty
    Multicolored= tree- hugging
    Other=hott
    None=sexy beast

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