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sophsunflower12
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May 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC

forgetting your phone at home for the day:
scariest. thing. ever.

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glitter162*
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May 4, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Imagine if you called a wrong
number and it ended up being a celebrity. "Mom?" "No, this is Taylor Swift."

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Butterbear
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May 4, 2013 1:44am UTC

*Watches a cool new t.v series*
*Has imaginary conversations with the characters for months*

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ChocoTaco
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May 4, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Today I was walking with my little sister around the block
I was passing by this girl's house who sometimes says "Hi" to me when I go for runs. She asked if my little sister and I could come over her house to color chalk on the driveway with her for a while. I said "yes" and we spent the afternoon together coloring chalk with her. She told me that we were the only friends she ever had that ever came over to her house. She was telling me how it was the best day in her life that we came over to be with her because her mom is pregnant, and can't drive her around to friends' houses or give her a lot of attention. She was alone most of the time, and she was new in her school so not many people talked to her. It really made my day that just by coloring chalk with this little girl that I could make her so much happier.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 4, 2013 8:53pm UTC

My parents: Your teenage years are the best years of your life!
Me: You mean it gets worse?

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Cammie
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May 4, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Some girl in the street yelled to me...
She said, "OMG! You're so hot! I want you!" It's true... You can ask Brad Pitt, he was right behind me.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Last year
I got a birthday card from my grandma and it had like a whole speech about me turning teens (very moving) and then suddenly at the end it said:
~Love, Grandma
LOL
I asked why she put LOL at the end and she was like, "Oh, doesn't it mean lots of love?" OMG DEAD

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Hale_Storm18
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May 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Me: Studied for 30 seconds! I'm gonna rock this f.ucking test!

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glitter162*
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May 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Have you ever walked into a
room and forgot why you were in there? Well, that's how I lost my job as a firefighter.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Americans: Can I get 6 diet cheeseburgers, 3 diet extra large fries, and a large diet coke with some sugar packets in the bag?
Diet is the most overused and misunderstood word in America.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:24am UTC

♥ you wa t ched T he Pare nt Trap
when you were l i t t l e , & t h o u g h t
Lindsay Lohan really had a twin sister.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:41pm UTC

I hate when I walk into class late and everyone stares at me like I killed
two people when I obviously killed seven.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:34am UTC

And I was born
To tell you
I Love You
And I was born
To tell you
I Love You
You eat ; you're fat .
You don't eat ; you're a freak.
You read , you're a nerd.
You don't read ; you're stupid.
You smoke ; you think you're cool.
You don't smoke ; you're considered a loser.
You wear makeup; you're fake.
You don't wear makeup ; you're ugly.
You can't please anyone.
E v e r .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:17am UTC

My name sounds better
When you're the one saying it ♥
.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Have you ever tried going down the stairs
on all fours? Don't.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:48am UTC

dear f u t ure hu s b a n d,
when you propose to me,
please don't put the ring in my food,
because i guarantee i will eat it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC

There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
o1.She's jealous.
o2.She has a problem.
o3.She's hurt.
Pay attention.

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ashley012
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

what he said to me this morning. That moment when Ashley has absolutely no idea actually how incredibly perfect she is. How she's amazing and she doesn't notice it. She doesn't notice that whenever somebody meets her, 😍 this is their face. And she's beautiful, sometimes it doesn't even take words for people to fall in love with you. You're the only reason why I believe in love at first sight. It's crazy when you think about. I just wish she could understand how flawless she is.

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ShiningForever
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April 21, 2013 12:55am UTC

Me: Smiley...?
My friend: Burger.

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