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ashkash11

1. ashkash11
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   Are there guys out there??!!! Cause this Witty love fest is all chicks...so
   Dudes comment please.
   Chicks fave.
   Thanks a bundle :D
   
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2. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 1:49pm UTC
   Zombies HATE fast food...
   
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3. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 1:42pm UTC
   With a Great Mustache come great responsibility...
   Oh, Mr. Potato Head
   
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4. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 1:32pm UTC
   It's ok Pluto,
   I'm not a planet either..
   
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5. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 1:14pm UTC
   Men are like parking lots, all the good ones are taken and all free ones are handicapped.
   mlia
   
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6. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 1:02pm UTC
   Friend:
   Sometime I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would've smelled like.
   Me:
   Wow:)
   I love my friends
   I MME
   
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7. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 12:57pm UTC
   A smile is like tight underwear... it makes your cheeks go up:)
   
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8. ashkash11
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   June 15, 2011 12:52pm UTC
   Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic!"
   
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9. ashkash11
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 4:02pm UTC
   Dear Boy,
   I do not know who you are, or where or when we will meet, but I do hope it is soon.
   I pray that when we meet and fall in love, you will love me for me, and not hope for someone who is thinner or prettier. I hope you won't compare me to girls who may have brighter smiles. I hope that you will make me laugh, take care of me if I get sick, and be trustworthy. I hope you will remember that I prefer daisies to roses, and that my favorite color changes with my mood. Please know that my eyes aren't blue, they're gray, with flecks of navy. Please know that I might be too shy to kiss you first, but please don't be afraid to kiss me. I won't slap you or push you away. I'm sure your kisses will be perfect. When we go on a date, please don't stress about where to take me; what's important is that I'll be with you. If I cry, please know it isn't because of you, just hold me close and I'll heal quickly. And, if it is because of you, I'll heal just the same.And if we decide to break up, please understand that I may be bitter, but I'd like to be your friend if you'll let me. I promise to remember that you have feelings too, even though you'll never admit it, and when you are ready we'll have a friendship. Please tell me if anything I do bothers you, or if something just doesn't sit right. I would like you to always be honest with me. If I have a bad day, I hope you will shower me with confidence and smiles. I hope you don't think that I'm asking too much of you. I hope you understand that I'm a little bit nervous and very scared. I wish I could tell you how or when we will meet, and if we will be in love forever. Every relationship is a new game of cards, and ...(sigh)...I've never been good at cards. But I will try my best to be kind and love you dearly for all that you are, without expecting too much from you. Thank you for listening; this is all that I ask.
   Yours always,
   Me
   
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10. ashkash11
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    June 13, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    I dont care if your black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you, simple as that.
    
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11. ashkash11
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    June 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Today as I was walking in Walmart a man was walking his pet pig. The thing was like so chill and moving along like nothing was wrong. My friend went up to the dude and was like "I think its illegal to have you're pig in a store." The dude looked around and said,"What pig?"
    MLIA
    
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12. ashkash11
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    June 10, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    HAHA, I TRIED BEING NORMAL ONCE.
    Worst three and a half minutes of my life. ♥
    
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13. ashkash11
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    June 10, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Yeah you may have an iPhone and a Blackberry
    But I have a piece of string with two tins on either side. Rolfl
    
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14. ashkash11
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    June 10, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Pshhh.... I didn't fall! I freaking ninja attacked the floor!
    
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15. ashkash11
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    June 10, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    I hate it when I go to clean the house and Harry Potter is hiding under the stairs
    
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16. ashkash11
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    June 10, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Sitting here trying to do home work
    5 Min. later..............
    haha screw this, WITTY!!
    
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