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  1. taaylorrxoxo taaylorrxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

  2. morethanmagic morethanmagic
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 7:19am UTC
    love only comes once in a while
    and knocks on your door and throws you a smile, and takes every breath, leaves every scar, speaks through your soul, and
    sings to your heart ♥

  3. shannon13 shannon13
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    THE BEST FRIEND CONTRACT.
    -I promise to listen to my best friend.
    (EVEN IF IT'S ABOUT WEIRD STUFF, VIDEO GAMES, ETC.)
    -I promise to keep in touch with my best friend at all times.
    -I promise to be there when my best friend needs me.
    -I promise to be honest at all times with my best friend.
    -I promise never to keep anything from my best friend.
    (UNLESS IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY FOR HIM/HER.)
    -I promise to help my best friend grow into a better person.
    -I promise to set aside school work and myself when my best friend has problems and needs to talk.
    -I promise to always let my best friend know anything and everything.
    -I promise to laugh WITH, not AT, my best friend.
    (UNLESS THEY DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID OR FUNNY.)
    -I promise to never do anything to screw up our friendship.
    -I promise to not fall for my best friend. Ever.
    IF THERE IS A BREACH IN THE CONTRACT, THE INJURED PARTY HAS THE DISCRETION ON THE KIND OF PUNISHMENT OR TORTURE TO BE IMPOSED TO THE OTHER PARTY. BUT REASONABLE MEANS TO REMEDY THE BREACH IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. (I.E TALKING IT OUT)
    I hereby agree to these conditions.
    _______________________ _________________________
    PARTY A PARTY B

  4. HopeOnTheHorizon_x HopeOnTheHorizon_x
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    Don't cry when the sun is gone,
    because the tears won't let you see the stars. ♥
    ~ Violeta Parra

  5. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    i wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can't fall asleep at night♥

  6. _uncompleted _uncompleted
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 11:45pm UTC
    god sometimes
    removes a person from your life for you protection.
    don't run after them.

  7. Kayland Kayland
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 4:56am UTC
    i want to give up.
    i want to give up. x i want to let go.
    to allow myself to cry myself to sleep every night.
    but i can't. it's not an opinion. i have to be strong;
    i have to show you that it doesn't hurt, that i'm
    going to be okay now that you're gone.. </3
    i have to prove you wrong.

  8. SNLChickXO5 SNLChickXO5
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    Tell me you love me;
    b u t p l e a s e d o n ' t s a y f o r e v e r .
    Because to be honest with you dear,
    just like everything else in the world,
    nothing lasts forever
    n o m a t t e r h o w i t f e e l s t o d a y .
    So please just promise me that you'll love me
    for as long as you physically can.
    Because we both know "forever"
    just won't happen.
    all mineee.*
    spacing messed uppp ;;
    click the <3 ?

  9. xxlyssa022 xxlyssa022
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    Athazagoraphobia.
    - the fcar of bcing forgottcn.
    ):

  10. JustDriveAway_ JustDriveAway_
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    LOVE IS A CYCLE
    When you love; you get hurt
    When you hurt; you hate
    When you hate, you try to forget
    When you try to forget, you start missing
    And when you start missing,
    you'll eventually f a l l in love again. ♥

  11. dearannemarie dearannemarie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:12pm UTC
    y o u c a n h o l d m y h a n d i f y o u w a n t t o
    'cause I wanna hold yours too♥

  12. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    A kiss is just a kiss
    till you find the one you love
    A hug is just a hug
    till you find the one your always thinking of
    A dream is just a dream
    till it comes true
    Love is just a word
    till it's proven to you.

  13. H3LL0BeAuTiFuL H3LL0BeAuTiFuL
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    Let's learn that forever
    Is more than just a word.

  14. RunWithMe_ RunWithMe_
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    »never apologize for saying what you feel.
    cause thats like apologizing for being real.

  15. madisonxscott_x3 madisonxscott_x3
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 7:19pm UTC
    Life is like roller skating ;
    no one is ever absolutely
    { a m a z i n g }
    but there are the people who can
    do sooo many tricks without falling.
    & then there are the people who walk
    on the side lines , just barely getting through.
    But the best people on the rink are the ones
    who skate the best they can & fall but
    { get -x- right -x- back -x- up }

  16. emilyonacloud emilyonacloud
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2010 2:46am UTC
    we are all a little weird & life's a little weird and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them & fall in mutual weirdness and call it love ♥

  17. Shexis_love_ Shexis_love_
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2010 6:07pm UTC
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  18. kathycakessx3 kathycakessx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    life is like photography
    you need negatives to develop ♥;

  19. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:41am UTC
    Issues With Bedtime Stories
    Cinderella-It's about child abuse
    Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people
    Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books
    Beauty and the Beast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
    Goldie Locks-Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
    The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
    Jack and Jill-Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
    Hansel and Gretel-Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

  20. xxkatie_143 xxkatie_143
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2010 10:52am UTC
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