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Hey Guys, Sam here.  Unless you just happen to be stalking random profiles, you probably know me. Im a blackbelt in karate,(Hence the ninja below) and I adore writing. Its kinda my hobby. Well, I absulutely HATE talking about myself, so Ill end it here. Enjoy my quotes.
  1. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    So yesterday, I was walking to my friends house. I had to walk along this really busy road, with no sidewalk, and I was kind of scared. Everything was going good, until a white van with tinted windows pulled up next to me. I was freaking out, but then a teenage guy leans out and says, "Sorry, just wanted to scare you!" laughing so hard. I hope he had fun, I nearly crapped my pants...

  2. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I love you like Ash loves Pikachu <3

  3. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Tried Nutella for the first time today.
    Reaction?
    "AWH THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SWEET NECTUR FROM THE HEAVENS!"

  4. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    And this world,
    so full of fake perfection...

  5. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Its all my fault...
    I didnt mean for this to happen...
    Help.

  6. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    So, my other friend cuts. Today, my friend and I were trying to come up with ideas to help her stop. he suggested, "Im going to start cutting. That way everytime she cuts I will too. Ill tell her that Ill stop when she does!"
    That was possibly the worst idea Ive ever heard. I hope he doesnt. He doesnt understand how addicting it is...

  7. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    And just as I thought
    everything was going
    down hill,
    you told me you liked me,
    and asked me out. <3

  8. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:41am UTC
    Which is worse,
    Hurting yourself,
    or hurting others?

  9. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Im so glad I was finally brave enough
    to tell you.
    Maybe now,
    things will start to get better...

  10. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Do you know how scary it is,
    to recieve a text saying
    "Im at my grandparents. I cant kill myself yet." ?
    Please dont. We care. We really do. I couldnt live without you.

  11. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Everytime someone says something, I automatically relate it to you. </3

  12. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    And theres no remedy for memory,
    your face is like a melody,
    it wont leave my head.</3
    - Dark Paradise, Lana Del Rey

  13. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    It takes
    a few seconds
    to say Hello,
    but
    forever
    to say
    Goodbye... </3

  14. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I cant be the only one
    who had a crush on a cartoon character
    when I was little...

  15. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Today in science,
    we learned that the more symmetrical your features are, the more beautiful people consider you.
    So instead of telling people thier pretty, tell them their symmetrical :)

  16. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Its not
    "Just a joke,"
    if you say
    them with a straight face,
    and the things you say,
    hurt.

  17. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your brother's jeans are skinnier than yours...

  18. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Got bored, so....
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [x] Dogs are better than cats.
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] You own a car racing game.
    [x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [x] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [x] You have watched sports on tv.
    [x] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [x] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [x] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [x] You have fished at least once.
    2. My girl side
    [x] You love to shop.
    [x] You wear eyeliner.
    [] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    []You hate wearing the color black.
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [x] You like wearing jewelry.
    [] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [x] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [x] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [x] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [x] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [] You like putting make-up on others.
    [x] You like being the star of everything.
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
    [x] I’ve had/have braces.
    [x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than two piercings.
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I’ve been to a casino.
    [x] I Always Get Mistaken As Much Older Than I Actually Am.
    [] I’ve been skydiving.
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I’ve crashed a car.
    [x] I’ve been skiing.
    [] I’ve been in a musical.
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights.
    [x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
    [x] I’ve eaten sushi.
    [] I’ve been snowboarding.
    5. Relationships
    [] I’m single.
    [x] I’m in a relationship.
    [x] I’m engaged. .(Jokes with my friend)
    [x] I’m married.(Jokes with my friend)
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I've Played With Someones Emotions On Purpose Before.
    [x] I’ve gotten divorced. .(Jokes with my friend)
    [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
    [x] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
    [] I’ve ran a red light.
    [x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
    [x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
    [] I’ve been arrested.
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying.
    [x] I hate funerals.
    [x] I've thought about how i would die.
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
    [x] I've had a near death experience.
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
    8. Random
    [x] I do sing ..sometimes
    [] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
    [x] I open up to others easily.
    [] My Parents Are Divorced.
    [] I watch the news.
    [x] I don’t kill bugs.
    [x] I sing in the shower.
    [] I am a morning person.
    [x] Ive been abused.
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
    [] I am a sports fanatic.
    [x] I twirl my hair.
    [x] I care about grammar.
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
    [] I bake well.
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school.
    [] I like Martha stewart.
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun.
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly.
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room.
    [x] I am ticklish.
    [] I love white chocolate.
    [] I bite my nails.
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces.
    [x] I’m good at remembering names.
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates.
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
    [x] I lied on at least one of these marks
    Nm

  19. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Thank you,
    for being strong enough,
    to reach out,
    and ask for help.
    Stay Strong.

  20. asahgirl2007 asahgirl2007
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    How did I not notice the knife behind you, the one you used to stab me in the back with...

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