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Member Since: 16 Jan 2011 10:51pm

Last Seen: 1 Nov 2012 12:02am

user id: 147087

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  1. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:24am UTC
    I was talking to my friend some weeks back and was about to go to her house but had to change because i was wearing shorts.
    Me: Hold on I have to go put some pants on..........because I'm wearing shorts!
    Her: Hahaa :)

  2. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    STOP! Read this Quote!
    Who else puts his last name as their own and puts hearts
    around it. I may be the only one but maybe if I keep doing it one day It might actually happen. For me his name is Leatzaw.
    Comment your crush's last name or favorite if you two are already going out!

  3. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    STOP! Read this Quote!
    Who else puts his last name as their own and puts hearts
    around it. I may be the only one but maybe if I keep doing it one day It might actually happen. For me his name is Leatzaw.
    Comment your crush's last name or favorite if you two are already going out!

  4. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Laughing so hard that you look like a retarded seal clapping with no sound coming out.
    Probably already on here. Oh well. Fav if you like please no mean comments I'm new to witty.

  5. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Everything is made in china expect for babies their made in Vachina.
    Just thought of this. Fav if you get it! <3

  6. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    "Can I Trim Your Feet Nails?"
    "My what?"
    "Feet Nails"
    .You meanToenails? Why Do you call them feet nails?"
    " Cause their Nails on your Feet!"
    Never Again will i call them toenails. I love my niece <3

  7. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    " I Dont Do Mornings."
    " I Didnt Know You could."

  8. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Kid:Your Ugly!
    U:THATS NOT WHAT YOU MOM SAID LAST NIGHT!
    Whole Class goes:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Teacher: U just Got Pwned!
    Who remembers this?

  9. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama bin laden how good was my hiding spot?
    Read:
    Sorry i know that's its already on here but i wanted to write again. Osama bin laden 2001-2011(You will not be missed) Amen to those who died in 9/11. Remember May 2, 2011 and as great day.

  10. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Who else remembers this?
    I ate and ate and got sick on the floor thats how i know 8 times 8 is 64. :)

  11. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    You s uck :P
    Love <3 You too
    Favorite if you've ever did this to a friend or someone close to you

  12. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Thats Nucking Futs!

  13. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 5:55am UTC
    If Eve was the first woman doesn't that mean she was the first to have her period? I wonder how she reacted probably blamed it on the snake or Adam.

  14. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber
    Ariel wants her voice back.
    Love, King Triton

  15. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    I may not believe in wishes
    but I do wish almost every time I get the chance.
    Here's your chance;
    by the end of the countdown
    you must have made a wish.
    10
    9
    8
    7
    6
    5
    4
    3
    2
    1
    +*(//stop\\)*+
    Now you must repost this in the next 7 minutes.
    Before your next birthday your wish will have come true.

    But you only have 7minutesyoubetterbequick!

  16. asadia13 asadia13
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 10:53pm UTC
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