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  1. yourbiggestfanxo yourbiggestfanxo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    cat-nip
    is pretty much a cats weed(;

  2. brribrrianna brribrrianna
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 8:40pm UTC
    I know my calculus it says
    U + ME = US
    Calculus-2gether

  3. brribrrianna brribrrianna
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    Everyone has a
    private world where
    they can be alone...

  4. icanmakeyoursocksrock icanmakeyoursocksrock
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    Orange: HEY APPLE
    Orange: HEY APPLE
    Apple: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
    Orange: KNIFE!
    Apple: AAAAH!
    Orange: HEY PEAR!
    Pear: OH GOD!
    ~THE ANNOYING ORANGE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    Dear Voldemort,
    A couple of lies would take care of that..
    Sincerely, Pinocchio.

  7. alywaysandforeverx3 alywaysandforeverx3
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    Bruno Mars; sings
    everything a girl wants to hear.
    Taylor Swift;
    sings everything a girl wants to say:)

  8. gellie321 gellie321
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 8:45am UTC
    +how many of you think
    TAYLOR SWIFT AND TAYLOR LAUNTNER SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MARRIED
    so they would both be
    taylor launtner?

  9. rennyboo rennyboo
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 9:57pm UTC
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  10. KSay KSay
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    Anybody else notice how
    Our president quotes
    Bob the Builder?

  11. laurenhorse laurenhorse
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    PLANKTON.
    Why Don't You Just Buy
    A Crabby Patty?

  12. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    Being scared to death
    when a teacher asks to talk to you.

  13. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    showing your freind the
    (boy you like on facebook)...
    "well he's{c u t e}in real life"

  14. xxcarlaannxx xxcarlaannxx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    Do You Really Want To Know..
    the new meaning of
    Stop..Drop.. & Roll.. ?
    stop running your mouth.
    Drop the Drama
    & finally, roll yourself out the door.
    k?
    Thanks(:

    not mine, credit to whoever, not my format.

  15. Storm Storm
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:04pm UTC
    Girls can call other girls pretty,
    but what can guys call other guys?

  16. _unspokenwords _unspokenwords
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    That horrible feeling when
    he likes someone else {{♥}}


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. eloisenicole eloisenicole
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 1:18pm UTC
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  19. loneshewolf3 loneshewolf3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    SHAMWOW!
    no drip!
    no mess!
    no proof that you killed your neighbors!

  20. xcassielovessyoux xcassielovessyoux
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 2:28pm UTC
    Am I only one who;
    ---> Comes home from school and looks in the mirror and says: Ew I looked like that all day?

:)

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