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  1. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Today I spent 20 minutes learning how to say and spell hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia it means the fear of long words. oh the irony.
    MLIA
    don't know the source, sorry.

  2. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    . Today I wore my red and white stripped where's Waldo shirt to school. While walking down the hallways, I received 64 high fives, 16 hugs, and one middle finger. My history teacher saw this boy flip me off so he ran up to hI'm, kicked him 3 times, and ran into his class room. Best. Day. Ever.
    MLIA

  3. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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    Today I realized that the word "Nemo" means
    nobody" in Latin. All those years of Finding
    Nobody...I feel as of my entire life has been a
    lie.
    MLIA

  4. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    -Not Today I went into a store to look at clothes with my friends. The sales people were dressed up as pacman and the ghosts. They all then started running through the store shouting and tackling each other. Ive heard of these things happening. I just didn't think they ever did. MLIA

  5. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    BRB.
    Gonna go throw
    fertilizer at people
    so they can
    finally
    grow up.

  6. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Unless i work at subway, i will not make you a sandwich.
    end of story

  7. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    *
    *Blonde drives by the YMCA*
    "HAAA they spelled Macy's wrong!"

  8. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    The Lonely skittle color

  9. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Facebook stalked;
    having somebody you barely know, like a picture of you
    in the middle
    of one of your albums.

  10. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    And today
    my dad's car got rear ended
    in a car wash
    way to achieve the impossible ♥
    format

  11. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's all fun and games
    until the cops get called,
    then it's hide and seek ;)

  12. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Old friend why are you so shy?
    It ain't like you hold back
    or
    hide from a lie.

    - Adele
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:21pm UTC
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    When a girl finally gives up it isn't because she doesn't like you anymore,
    but because she is tired of getting hurt & feels like you will
    never care.

  14. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Being so fast that the automatic doors don't open up in time for you're
    epic entrance
    of face to door ;)

  15. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    º
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Music is my
    one and only
    escape
    nmf.

  16. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Does living in bikini bottom and
    being absorbent..........
    make spongebob a tampon?

  17. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    I. hate. how. people.....
    use. so. many. periods......
    when. they. text............

  18. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Try patting your head
    &
    rubbing you tummy
    at the same time
    fave if you can do it
    some people can't :)
    •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○

  19. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    I still feel bad for the guy
    who writes the itunes terms and conditions.

  20. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    ♥i
    here have a piece of my heart
    be careful not to break it

:)

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