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  1. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 7:02pm UTC
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  2. eyelinerr89 eyelinerr89
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    just because i tell you something doesn't mean you have to tell the whole school.

  3. Directioninfectionx3 Directioninfectionx3
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    *Nap time*
    5 years: "I DONT WANNA!"
    College: "Praise the lord!"
    nmq/nmf.

  4. anotherheartbrokenteen anotherheartbrokenteen
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Some people create their own storms
    and get mad when it rains.

  5. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    5 Days
    until the Hunger Games Premiere!!
    Cookiedoughformats

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    There is no key to
    happiness, the door is always open.

  7. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
    Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."

  8. clemintine98 clemintine98
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    2 ∞ & →

  9. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    CREDITTOKCLOVE5LAYOUTS
    HI
    HI
    HI
    HI
    TYPE HERE
    I think my phone is
    broken
    I pressed the "Home" button
    Yet I'm still at school
    -__-
    FORMAT BY KCLOVE5LAYOUTS

  10. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I love that super cute thing you do where you don't text me back for hours. Gah. Adorable. -_-

  11. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    "By the way, these candies you gave me? They sucked."
    ".......but you ate all of them."
    "I had to make sure they all sucked."
    ~Glee

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Don't say that you need a
    skinny body,
    huge boobs,
    and a flawless face
    to be perfect.
    Perfection is a myth,
    and society is the believer.

  13. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask for:
    1. Good morning/goodnight texts.
    2. Pictures taken together.
    3. Surprises, especially little ones.
    4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
    5. A hoodie with his scents all over it.
    6. Really long hugs.
    7. Slow dances.
    8. Sincere compliments.
    9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.
    10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not around.
    11. Real, deep conversations.
    12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
    13. His "gentelmanliness."
    14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.
    15. Telling her how much you love her.

  14. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    if you really love someone
    age, | distance, | height, | & | weight
    --------> a r e a l l j u s t [n u m b e r s] [♥]

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you see identical twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Slapping your friend when
    you get excited about something,

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    boy: you know what?
    girl: what?
    boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again. it's too revaeling.
    girl: okay, whatever.
    boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
    girl: what?
    boy: trust me.
    girl: what are you trying to do? hide me from everyone?
    boy: do your hair up well real pretty.
    girl: are you listening to what i'm saying? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me?
    boy: i'm dead serious.
    girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around.
    boy: ...wear a veil.
    girl: ...what?
    boy: wear this ring too.
    girl: .....
    boy: marry me ♥

  18. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Ghost Hunters: "Can you communicate with us?"
    *door creaks*
    Ghost Hunters: "Oh so your name is Laura?"

  19. Dawn Dawn
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    "See that small yet bright star in the sky? That's your grandma, she's our star, and now she's the whole world's."
    - my grandpa

  20. CherryChapstick06 CherryChapstick06
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Harry Styles's Favotire Joke:
    "Knock, knock,"
    "Who's there?"
    "Hula."
    "Hula who?"
    "-p."

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