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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    “There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.” — Logan Pearsall Smith

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
    because they always take things literally.

  3. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I havnt been on Witty in a good year. if not longer. as i was looking through my quotes i couldnt help but notice all of the outpouring love and support from all of my followers. I just wanted to thank you SO much. if it wasnt for some of you guys, who i had gotten to know so well i probably wouldnt be the same guy i am today. so thanks guys.
    this one goes out to you.

  4. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    being alone
    isnt always bad

  5. xbeautifulx_Xnightmare xbeautifulx_Xnightmare
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Please tell me
    I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera.

  7. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    "That's what."
    -She

  9. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I just realized, noone on iCarly has a dad..

  10. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:11am UTC
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    Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend....
    Me: I Volunteer as tribute!
    ------------------------

  11. missbellalove missbellalove
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    i need to stop thinking about you.
    cause I know you're not thinking about me.
    missbellalove

  12. Donzii Donzii
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:29am UTC
    10 year old: I'm gonna go clubbing!
    Me: Okay, but don't swear when you go.
    10 year old: Why?
    Me: Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours if you do.
    nmq/nmf & No offence to 10 year olds

  13. MusicLover28 MusicLover28
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    When the wolves popped out in the Hunger Games, my feet were up on the seat, and I jumped and accidently kicked the person in front of me in the head....LMFAO

  14. katdesroc katdesroc
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    "THAT'S MAHOGANY!"
    ~Effie Trinket
    <3

  15. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    "I watched you walk home everyday.
    Everyday."
    - Peeta Mellark♥
    Oh Peeta, you sexy stalker, you.

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    i wonder what
    he thinks when he hears
    my name...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:49pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND MAY THE
    ODDS BE
    EVER
    IN YOUR
    FAVOR

  18. xbeautifulx_Xnightmare xbeautifulx_Xnightmare
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I’m really comfortable being naked around him. It just feels nice, laying in his arms with nothing on and loosing myself in his scent and power. It's just nice having his chin resting on my shoulder, and having his arms around me. Despite what most people would assume of the quiet awkward guy that has out bursts of emotions- he's really caring. Things are just chill and nice.

  19. marandie marandie
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    I'm tired of not being good enough.

  20. iTSANDREABETCH iTSANDREABETCH
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    GUYS WHO SAY WOMEN BELONG IN
    THE KITCHEN OBVIOUSLY DON'T
    KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM IN
    THE BEDROOM.
    obviously...

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