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AshKay · 1 decade ago
Haha it took me about 10 secs to remember this came off of Mean Girls

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dumbandsmarter · 1 decade ago
I have a sheep. & I'm going to carve Relation on her when I shear her ;)
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Secret42 · 1 decade ago
No.
1.Buy a ship
2.Name it relation
You now have a relationship
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AwesomeThree · 1 decade ago
The ACTUAL most common cause of death? Asking parts of yourself for advice.
For example,
Me- "Hey pride, should I jump off a cliff for fun?"
Pride- "It's impossible."
Me- "Cool, thanks. What do you think, experience?"
Experience- "It's risky."
Me- "Awesome, better safe than sorry, I guess. Any thoughts, reason?"
Reason- "It's pointless."
Me- "Just what I was thinking. Any last comments, Heart?"
Heart- "Give it a try."
Me- "Well, if you say so. BOMBS A-FREAKING-WAY!!!"
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahah. I never heard "In his underwear." And where "With glee" is, I say "Yippee!" And I just sang that whole thing in my head
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Livingformatfree · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha I never realized people sing this differently. I always just thought people added the same things. Like, I've never once heard someone say "in his underwear" HAHAHAHAHA that made my life
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toatallyyy23 · 1 decade ago
almost haha i say "yipee" instead of "with glee" and i have never sung the "in his underwear" part
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
I just sag the whole thing
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katiekakes · 1 decade ago
I sing that! I get weird looks though.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago
My version:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose. ..
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
like a lightbulb!
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
You nitwit!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
like monopoly!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
HO HO HO!
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
PING!
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
YIPEE!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
LIKE THE ROMANS!
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
haha, i dont say flashlight or george washington: my version:

then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say
HO HO HO
"rudolph with your nose so bright, wont you guide my sleigh tonight"
SURE
Then all the reindeers loved him, LOVED HIM, and they shouted out with glee, YIPEE

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in historyyyy!
LIKE SHAKESPEARE

this is how i sing it ;)
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
This is perfection <3
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KatyPerryFan · 1 decade ago
This is my BFF's, jocked. Please remove.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
hahaha
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
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imjustonegirl · 1 decade ago
i love this song soo much and themmm
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nicole🌹* · 1 decade ago
bad for me meg and liz :D
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
I love that song (:
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epicspell1221 · 1 decade ago
Sheldon poster that says "Bazinga"
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
Dayum right.
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