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animallovers46
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September 1, 2014 11:55am UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #8:
Pictures of girls on Instagram wearing 3D glasses with the lens punched out and they caption it, "I'm such a nerd!"

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Baseballisme
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October 3, 2013 12:34pm UTC

When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.

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Baseballisme
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October 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC

Dear life,
When I said, "can my day get any worse," it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Sincerely,
Everybody

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Baseballisme
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October 3, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Of course you're allowed to have other friends, you just have to like me more.

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Baseballisme
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April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

You just p!ssed off a lot of people who run faster than you and never give up. Real smaht.
Pray for Boston.

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lovecrazy
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April 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC

My mom: Come on, we're leaving!
Me: *Gets ready in 2.5 seconds*
My mom: *Does the laundry, washes dishes, cleans the house, drives to China, delivers 20 babies, cures cancer, watches a 2 hour movie, feeds starving children, helps and old lady cross the road, defeats Chuck Norris*
My mom: Okay, lets go.
Me: Meh ah gah er uh buh derp

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jariley*
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April 16, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Pray for Boston♥
because we have one messed up world.

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Cammie
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April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC

*Math Class Doing Problems On The Board*
Teacher: Alright.. now let's go over problem 69.
Teacher: Where's 69?
Students:...
Teacher: I'm serious.. who did 69.
Students:...
Teacher: I assigned 69 to someone.. now come on.
Students:...
Teacher: Fine if no one will do it, I'll do 69 myself.
Students: *Silently Dying Inside*

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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 8, 2013 3:48am UTC

Calling someone on the phone
is more stressful than open heart surgery.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Baseballisme
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April 8, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Taylor Swift: We're breaking up? I guess I'll just make another million bucks.

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♥Dreamer*
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April 7, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Boyfriend: Yes you are!! *talking about me being pretty*
Me: No I'm not!!
Him: For the love of cats!! Yes you are!!
Me: *wwwhhaaattttt*
WHAT IF MY BOYFRIEND IS A WITTIAN?!

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Baseballisme
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April 6, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no, carpet for two please.

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Baseballisme
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April 5, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

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Bec*
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April 5, 2013 4:47am UTC

Happy has 5 letters
Pizza has five letters
this is NO coincidence

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Baseballisme
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April 5, 2013 10:57am UTC

I hate when my mind won't shut up when i'm trying to sleep.

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Baseballisme
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April 3, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.

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erinstaley
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April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

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Baseballisme
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April 3, 2013 9:27pm UTC

I feel like the people who hand out flyers are really saying, "Here, throw this away for me."

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animallovers46
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April 1, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #7
The hole in your chest when you finish reading a book series.

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