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  1. purpleskittle32 purpleskittle32
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    sticks & stones may broke my bones;
    but names will make me kill myself.

  2. purpleskittle32 purpleskittle32
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    cause in my dreams//♥
    you're the one who keeps me asleep,
    on nights where i can care less;
    if i ever woke up againa

  3. purpleskittle32 purpleskittle32
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 10:02am UTC
    losing the one you love is bad enough. but
    losing the one you love to your bestfriend?
    now that can kill</3

  4. purpleskittle32 purpleskittle32
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    You know when someone walks into your life,
    and half of you says, DANGER: stay in your cave,
    your nowhere near ready. and the other half says,
    go for it: make her yours<3
    -Remember Me.

  5. dreamaboutedward dreamaboutedward
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 11:54pm UTC
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  6. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  7. __authorUnknown __authorUnknown
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 3:44am UTC
    there's someone in her past;
    that she just hasn't gotten over yet. each day is like the last, and she
    misses what she can't forget. it's just an empty space where something
    used to be. now she guards the gate, but she's lost the key.
    no one enters; but no one leaves.

  8. xxlovehurtsxx33 xxlovehurtsxx33
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 6:06pm UTC
    Here's a little story for you
    There was a girl i knew
    who once had everything
    -An amazing boyfriend
    -Parents that still loved eachother
    -Good grades in school
    -The looks
    -All the friends she needed
    -Nothing to worry about
    -No scars on her arm
    -Her heart was together, not a single missing piece
    -She could trust anyone
    -She always had a smile on her face
    she was the girl everyone wanted to be
    then one day
    it all came crashing down
    -Her boyfriend left her
    -Parents are getting a divorce
    -Dads a drug addict
    -Grades started going down
    -She stared breaking out
    -She kept herself isolated
    -Always was upset and stressed
    -Has a million scars on her wrist
    -Her heart was broken, no pieces could be found
    -She lost all trust for everyone
    -That smile she always had is long gone
    -And the only thing that calms her down
    is music
    the girl i just told you about, the one i once knew happens to be me.

  9. ctstars19 ctstars19
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 6:46pm UTC
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  10. loveyoualways143 loveyoualways143
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:45pm UTC
    Your with ---> Her
    I'm with ---> Him
    Does that mean we both moved on?
    Does it mean everything we had is now gone?
    Or does it mean we both are still in love with each other even though we'll never admit or show it?

    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    x | I | dont | get | you| x
    i expected this to happen, i was waiting,
    i just hoped it wouldnt happen this soon,
    but since it has i know what i have gotta do,
    even if my hearts against it.
    you made your choice -----> fine<-----

  12. xosoccerxo123 xosoccerxo123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 11:01am UTC
    Those of you who think they know everything,
    are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

    -from an app on the iTouch. <3

  13. il0vey0ux3 il0vey0ux3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    Today, my dad asked me if they deliver emails on Sundays.
    MLIA <3

  14. FallingForYouXx FallingForYouXx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    Am I THe OnLY One THaT HaTes
    ---------> when | people | text | with | no | emotion ______*

  15. swimminggstaarxx12 swimminggstaarxx12
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 5:21pm UTC
    ♦PrAnk cALl♦
    Us: Heey, umm.. is this Dan?
    Him: Uhh.. yaah.
    Us: Well, this is Francis and we think you're super delicious!
    Him: [laughing] It's not Francis. I know it's you Kaitlyn! hahaa.
    Us: [nervously] OHH!! uhh.. gotta go bye.
    Him: hahhahahha!!!
    Never forget to press *67.
    should i make it a series?
    i have plenty of ideas.. let me
    know thanks. and favorite
    if you like it! =]

  16. lovetheicexx lovetheicexx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    I was at the mall
    And I saw a Mom and daughter
    With Matching sweatshirts
    From Aero.
    True story!

  17. xohottlaxchickxo123 xohottlaxchickxo123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 9:18am UTC
    listen boys,,,
    no girls think its cute when you wear your pats down to your
    true click the heart of you agree

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MyLifeIsAverage_x3 MyLifeIsAverage_x3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 10:51am UTC
    Today, I was flipping through my math textbook
    and I found a
    band aid inside it. When I turned to the next page I got a
    bad paper cut. Thanks mysterious person who left the band aid in my textbook.

  20. oxabbsxo oxabbsxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    my soccer coach told me to "grab the sack of balls"
    i am on an all girls team, and we couldn't stop laughing.
    finally, he figured it out and said,
    "nevermind, that's what i have a wife for."


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