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Hey everyone! Imma senior in high school, even though I shouldnt be. I'm ahead of the game you could say!
I love to read and write. Especailly chick flicks.
Follow me, fave my stuff, comment whatever. And ill return the favor!
Please read my stories on "andythedandy9_stories" (tis my other account)

God Bless America!

andythedandy9
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March 12, 2011 9:11pm UTC

I didn't say homosexuality is wrong,
God did.

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March 4, 2011 3:06pm UTC

I didn't say being gay is wrong,
God did.

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February 17, 2011 9:33pm UTC

This nation
will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
~Elmer Davis

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February 16, 2011 8:55pm UTC

I'm getting surgery on the 25th.
i'm hoping it's the answer i've been looking for.
a way to chase after my dreams like everyone else.
Wanna know what happened?
a boy did this to me.
long story short, he crippled my leg.
shattering my dreams right before my eyes..
all because he didn't want any girls in his sport.
It's been over a year..
can i ask for at least one fave?
to know that someone cares..
i really hope that this is the answer.
because if it isn't, i don't know what i'll do..

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andythedandy9
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February 14, 2011 1:12pm UTC

I cried my way through school that day,
That day my brother went away.
Days apart were no more that two,
and even those were numbered few.
He was my role model,
Sturdy in the saddle.
Nothing ever made him cry.
The only thing that scared him was to fly.
But as he boarded the plane and I wave goodbye,
I saw a tearleak out his eye.
He would be gone for so long,
and he was so very young.
He said this was something he had to do,
to go out and protect me and you.
So as he ensures our freedom,
I am at home praying for him.
He is a United States Marine,
And I have more pride in him than you could ever dream.
not my quote.

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February 11, 2011 2:21pm UTC

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andythedandy9
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 9:38am UTC

hey teacher,
better start being nice to us..
cuz "We're the future leaders of America",
isn't that what you always tell us?
not my format. my quote.

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andythedandy9
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February 10, 2011 1:09pm UTC

&does anyone else worry
If they'll still be using witty when they're
20?
30?
40?
0.oo O.O

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andythedandy9
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February 8, 2011 12:58pm UTC

I'm the kind of
person that
can set the kitchen on fire
by making a bowl
of cereal (:
If you trip,
a friend is there to help you back up.
But a best friend is there to laugh at you,
help you back up,
and then trip you all over again.

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February 4, 2011 11:55am UTC

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February 4, 2011 10:29am UTC

When I found out, I didn't stop loving you.. I stopped trusting you.
-Mercy, Jodi Picoult

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andythedandy9
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February 2, 2011 12:10pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
the Rugrats didn't exist because they were aborted.

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andythedandy9
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 9:09am UTC

you're right
---->I'm going to fail
fall flat on my face.
But just you wait and see..
I'll get up.
You haven't seen the last of me.

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andythedandy9
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January 28, 2011 10:53am UTC

Teacher: Today is reading day!
Me: Can I go get my book?
Teacher: No!
...okay?

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January 27, 2011 12:37pm UTC

❤ nnnn ❤
❤
Sandy: I love karate!
❤ SpongeBob: I love Kare-ah-tay!
Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay! ❤
❤ Squidward: I hate all of you.
❤ ❤

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January 26, 2011 10:40am UTC

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January 26, 2011 10:26am UTC

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andythedandy9
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January 26, 2011 10:04am UTC

Stop abortion.
A few years ago there was a lady who was pregnant. It was going to be her first baby with her husband. She was so happy and excited, since it was of course, her first baby. She went in for a checkup and the doctor told her she should have an abortion. When she asked them why, they said her baby was going to be mentally retarded. She cried and told them no, that she would love that baby no matter what.
9-22-93
That's my birthday people! Mom, I love you for giving me a chance!
♥

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andythedandy9
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January 20, 2011 12:31pm UTC

The most unforgivable thing a mother could do is read her teenage daughters diary.
>:(

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andythedandy9
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January 20, 2011 10:26am UTC

Be careful what you do with your
Best Friend
Because they can become the
Perfect Enemy
all mine(:
all mine :) all

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