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CREDIT TO _RandomRequests :D

HAPPY FINGERS!:D BFFL'S!

Smile!Jesus LOVES you!!!!:D

andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:18am UTC

Why do they call it a CRUSH?because thats how you feelwhen they dont like you in return.

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andreamonkeyheart
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January 4, 2012 3:22am UTC

So my mom calls the house phone and asks, "Honey, are you home?" -____-
No, mom, I'm at a strippers club.

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Justin Bieber...
Is gay?He has a girlfriend.
Can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.
Is ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on millions of posters everywhere.
He's weak? He broke his foot on stage and carried on singing.
He's heartless? Listen to "Pray"
He's unsuccessful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,1 movie,1 book, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 40 million fans.
Do your research before you make fun of him ♥

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 9:40pm UTC

Why it is so hard to pray, but easy to swear? Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking? Why is it so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip? Why do we worship a celebrity, but not Jesus? Gonna ignore this?The Lord said, if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father. Re-post this if your not ashamed of Jesus. ♥
Just because this quote is plain doesnt mean its not worth reading
(No offense to those who are a different religion)

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andreamonkeyheart
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August 12, 2011 6:02am UTC

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andreamonkeyheart
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August 12, 2011 2:15am UTC

SUCIDE..
.Shoud not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do alot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a youtube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
daddygirl99.
Supergirl99
iistheuniquegirl7
andreamonkeyheart

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andreamonkeyheart
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August 10, 2011 12:39am UTC

Can someone please explain to me why
Rebecca Black is more famous than
them -->http://www.youtube.com/user/meganandliz?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/29/PPupasXzx0A
PWEASE WATCH THIS!!!!:D

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 10:25am UTC

Spread Awareness,
Jock this quote
if you know somebody affected by cancer
♥-started by dani64
Lets show people who don't know what it's like , how bad this actually is

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:44am UTC

♥---------------------
Do you have a band aid?
why?
Because I think I fell for you?
♥
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not my format.
credit to faye17

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:17am UTC

I'm BEAUTIFUL in my way
'cause God makes no mistakes.

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 6:27am UTC

BAD SPELLERS
OF THE WORLD
UNTIE!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 6:02am UTC

Hey everyone who is reading this!:)
Can you do me a favour please? yes?
Ok well can you read bekabop's story
"The Hurt Behind Their Smiles"
Sorry, I just think its cute and she said that if she doesnt get
20 favs she might not write it anymore!D
oh....and last thing it has bieber in it... but still its cute so PWEASSE read it:)
for those who don't like him just imagine him being a different guy:) THANK YOU! LOVE YA!<3

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 1:16am UTC

"I am intimidated by the fear of being average."
- Taylor Swift

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 7:01am UTC

She turned her can'ts into cans
and her dreams into plans.
nmq

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andreamonkeyheart
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 10:43am UTC

Girl 1: What time is it?
Girl 2: Time for you to get a watch! xD
Girl 1: I do. I just need to set it. :D
POWNED!

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andreamonkeyheart
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July 3, 2011 9:32pm UTC

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