amylou

Status: Hakuna Matata;I'm a ninja, shhh!! At school like a badass, with my mate teegs, jellybean14 ;))

Member Since: 25 Aug 2010 08:34am

Last Seen: 31 Dec 2012 05:18pm

Birthday: December 16

Location: Scunthorpe, England

Gender: F

user id: 122373

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Yeah im not really on here anymore, im on
WATTPAD!!
Erm i have a story on there
My profile is Mushmash please read it :)

Hey, my name is Amy (i bet your thinking well durr!!)

im 13,
14 on the 16th of december.
Woooh!!!!

Im a ninja, NINJAS UNITE!!

I'm British hip hip hooray!!

I love my nephew kade who has a strange obsession with spiderman

i have 4 pets:-
2 dogs- Louie & Lola
1 cat- Spyro
And a magical
speaking cactus called Pedro
apparently I am random and really happy all the time, and it's not a mask
i like marvel, Harry potter, LOTR, and starwars more then girly films
I <3 Disney films, but my fave are lilo and stitch, Aladdin & treasure planet
Im a single pringle :(
im a little black star (wooooh!!)
i love cake, icecream, chocolate, witty, my friends, my family, all you witty people, oh and reading and writing books!

when people fave my quotes im like:-
"OMG I LOVE YOU!!! IM GOING TO FOLLOOOOW YOU!!!"
I've just realized how stalkery that sounds :/
love you guyss!!

I FOOD & YOU GUYS!!!

I hate lies and liars.

http://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/graphics-cute/cute102.gif <- me ;)

LoveMyProfile.com <3 Profile Counters

Again i loveee youuuu!! xxxx
Amy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

amylou
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:01pm UTC

the most faves ive had is
13
but you know what??
i dont care im just happy that
im one of them people that arent
fake and write what i feel.
im the girl who wears no make up and isnt scared to be goofy infront
of boys
Yay me!

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amylou
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC

love asked death;
//why do people love my but hate you?\\
death replied with;
//because you are a beautiful lie\\
//and i am a painful truth\\
<3

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amylou
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 8:08am UTC

M.A.T.H.
Mental. Abuse.
To. Humans.

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amylou
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Am I the only
person
on witty who//
is actually
Happy??
I don't self harm
im not depressed
but how do I help others to learn
happiness
All I can say its
One of the worlds
greatest
Feelings
<3

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amylou
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 7:54am UTC

"I've had it with you and
your emotional
constipation!!"
Tantor the elephant
Tarzan

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amylou
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 7:17am UTC

You laugh because I'm
Different
I laugh because your all
the same

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amylou
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:15am UTC

I'm not gonna write my story anymore,
Im not sure if anyone is reading it,
if you are please tell me,
oh it's called wings
Cheers xxx
10 faces for me to continue,
Feel free to leave feedback please!!

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amylou
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 10:31am UTC

Hey, I'm 13 and
I am watching the greatest ever movie.....
Pokemon!!
my quote, I really am I <3 Pokemon!

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amylou
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:51pm UTC

If what you see by the eye doesnt please you,
then close your eyes and see from the heart
because the heart can see beauty and love
more than the eyes can wonder.
</3

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amylou
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Wings
Chapter 5
lorhondas POV.
"My Lord.." i said to god as i gave him my hand to kiss though it was difficult me being in the middle of a curtsy after all!!
"Lor, i would like you to dance with every elligidable suitor in this room angel and demon!"
He added extra emphises on every and, and.
Off i go, i took a deep breath, tightend my veil and smiled at the first suitor.
This is goin g to be a looooooong night.
380/385 suitors later..
I really need sleep im starving i have been dancing for 3 hours and my feet are killing, i grap a cupcake and practically collapse in my chair, after ive eaten i danced with three more suitors until there were only Jesus and Maitland left and then God would decide the rest of my exsistance.....Gulp!
Dancing with Jesus was alright but it was emotionless like we were dolls or at least i was, Jesus had eyes that looked like they would burn up he had so much passion inside them. His hand kept trying to work its way down my back but i stood on his toes thank god for high heels.
Maitlands turn......I CANT WAIT!!!
sorry if you dont like my story but i like writing it soooo, anyway i might start notifying people so if you do ( i bet you dont :(..) then comment!!
hope you enjoyed this chapter!!
(sorry its short!)

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amylou
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:56pm UTC

click to see this quote

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amylou
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I officially
miss
busted :'(
our music now a days is just
cr*p
i know its not pretty, its not really ment to be

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amylou
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Wings
Chapter 3
lorhondas POV.
As soon as we got up the stairs the 2 main cherubs swarmed around us like a pair of vultures.
"LOOOOOR!!" Cherub 1 said,
"WHAAAAT??"" I replied
"Your suitor ball is tonight!!" Cherub 2 squealed.
Sh/t i forgot about that....
"Kari im really sorry sweetie but im gonna have to go and get ready i have oh my Go.....oodness 3 hours to sort this mess into an angel!!!!" I exclaimed gesturing wildly.
"Can....Can i help?" Kari asked timidly.
kARI AND TIMID!!
Well they say you know a person i thought and we ran to the house sqeauling as a dark cloud of dread wrapped itself around my insides....
Who will god pick for me to spend the rest of eternity
with.... I hope he doesnt choose his son Jesus.
He is a MAJOR snob!!
"Soooooo..." Kari drew out as she gave my hair the last finishing touches up my light ringlets before we opened the double doors to the ballroom.
"You ready?" she quietly asked as she held out her hand for mine, and as i looked in her eyes i saw a look as if to say:-
Maitland my sister is bound YOU ARE MINE!!
so i plastered on my face a fake (yet real looking) smile as i slipped my hand in hers
"As ready as i will ever be." i murmered
just till the end of my ball then i will be engaged.
Why do i wish that Maitland would come and kidnapp me before?

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amylou
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 9:36am UTC

Wings
Chapter 2
Maitlands POV.
"Kari your a nice girl, an angel, why would you want me??" i said as i stepped away from her as she looked me up and down, " your only 1500 years old aswell and the angel of purity! and im the angel of bindings and im 1900!!" i squeaked as she took a step closer
" age shouldnt matter and i lost my purity as soon as i started my per...... stupid language thing, erm as soon as i was able." she purred
"NO KARI NO!! I DONT WANT TO" i said in a loud kid style voice.
" WHY NOT!! i am the second prettiest angel for christ sake!! theres a sin for blasphemy!!" she cried
"Kari, Kari, Kari. i am very dissapointed in you." a chilling voice was at the doorway.
Lorhonda.
lovely, gracefull Lorhonda. Wait did i just ust think that?! Lorhonda is the official prettiest angel everyone voted for her except 5 angels they voted for Kari....
"LORR!! Cant you see im busy!!" Kari rested her head on my chest
i couldnt contain the shudder of disgust running down my body like a jolt of elecricity.
"Kari you are coming home now." Lorhon-should i call her Lor i am just in my mind- softly said.
when she wasnt looking i allowed my eyes to look at her delicate body, her ankle length blonde hair and her stormy blue eyes. Kari looked at me and i saw her eyes widen as i looked at her sister filled with so much bottled up desire she burst out crying and ran to her sister. Lor lead her away with me still caught up in my little daydream...
yeah sorry if you think its psssh but this is my first story so please be patient with it, has anyone read it, please please pleaseeee read!!!
P.S sorry its short!!

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amylou
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:42am UTC

Wings
Chapter 1
lorhondas POV.
"MUUUUM!!" i yelled breaking through the choir.
"Yes dear??" my mother Anjelita sighed placing her conductors wand gently on the podium.
"Kari has stolen my bag with all my stuff in!" i hissed, apparently angels arent supposed to hiss or use slang but i am the angel of ourselves (i help people with free will issues) so im allowed a little leeway.
"What was in it??" my mother replied bored.
"Work stuff." i replied
After i said that mum shot up.
"KARI!!!" my mother screeched running outside, "KARI YOU GET HERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU BETTER HAVE LORHONDAS BAG!!"
i had an idea where she might be, so i slowly strolled over cloud bridge, the soft clouds light on my feet i stopped when i reached the golden stairs they had been lowered down, lowered down to hell!!
You see my little sister has a crush on a demon his name is maitland and he is hot i guess but he binds people and takes away their free will so i dont like him. (Kari is insanly jealous!) so as i walked down the stairs with my black dress billowing out and my long sleeves trailing over the edges i though of how i was alowed to do what i want and of maitland and then it hit me
"I. Have. A. Crush. On. Maitland!" I whispered to myself. "OH cr/p!!"
That is another sin for swearing.
sorry its a little slow to start, if you like the start then please tell me if you want another chapter :). it gets better i promise!!

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amylou
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:33am UTC

Hey witty people (specially the readers out there!!)
im thinking of writing a story but im not sure if i should, its about an angel (called lorhonda) who falls head over heels in love with a demon (called maitland) but they are not allowed to be togwther so they travel the world looking for a place to spend eternity together, but a jealous sister will not allow this..
please tell me if you think i should write it!!
thanks in advance!!

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amylou
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull
not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
l
i know its plain, sorry xx

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amylou
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Hey you!! Yeah you the person reading this..........
YOU ARE AWESOME SAUCE!!
(Just saying ;D)

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amylou
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:00am UTC

taken from Monty Pyhton and the Holy Grail.
guy 1: he must be a king
guy 2: how do you know?
guy 1: hes not covered in sh#t

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amylou
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:33pm UTC

Imagine how frustrating it would be if tic tacs were wrapped individually

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