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skylababe101
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I love it when I buy a bag of air
and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.
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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:13pm UTC

please read!!!
Hi so this isnt preety,so most wont read,but im begging please read.My best friend is cutting again.I cant deal with this.shes been through so much.And im so afraid she'll go too deep.Without her..i dont know what id do..All im asking is that maybe you can leave support under this quote so i can show her it. Please you guys..Im begging you.
Zoe Stay strong < 3 (lynwilliams98)
♥

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Xxforever_inlovexX
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:32pm UTC

you dont need a fave
to know your beautiful
♥

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woopy20004
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Today.....
I read a quote that said....
you are gonna marry the person you sit next to in math.
I go to a all girls school
-_-

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Loveyouskater11
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April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Amanda Bynes is out of jail
after DUI arrest, all I can say is:
"Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters."
if you dont get it then you didn't have a chiildhood

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gbrooke26
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC

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The amount of work
a messy bun actually takes.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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DezaraeLynn_
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Seeing a relationship status,
And thinking, "I'll give it a week."

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loveyoux10000
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Witty.
What witty Profiles is made up of.
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Depressing love: 70%
One direction: 50%
Cancer: 45%
Love: 69%
Hunger Games: 41%
Random facts:34%
follow4follow: 29%
Cool formats: 80%
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mellyk531
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Boys are stupid.
Throw rocks at them.
nmq

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mellyk531
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

What happened to us?
I thought bestfriend ment to tell eachother everything.
Cry with,
laugh with,
and talking about getting old together.
Now I'm just any old person to you.
I'm nothing now.
You told my secrets.
You lied about me.
Ignored me.
Is this what bestfriend means to you?
Because it hurts...
a lot.

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mellyk531
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC

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format by julietecho echo
My boyfriend is as real as feburary 30th.
This format i adorable

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aosias23
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Admit it
Every time you read a book , you always look at how many pages and chapter's there are.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xOstephh27
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 2:51pm UTC

If a girl puts the effort to text you first,
The least you could do is try to keep the conversation going, bro.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoStayBeautifulxo
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Today I found out about a 10 year old boy who has been harrassed by his classmates because he refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance.
Why?
He says that until gays and lesbians have equal rights, there isn't "liberty and justice for all". Kids with the courage to stand up for others (GivesMeHope♥)

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AmyMalone
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March 18, 2012 1:46pm UTC

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rachel6931
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 1:08pm UTC

*Eating at a friends house*
Friend: Do you want any food?
Me: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
*Eating at a best friends house*
Me: Hey, so I'm going to go right into your food cabinet and take every junk food I see in sight. Then we are going to eat like pigs for a few hours.
Best Friend: Sounds good. Lets go.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Jade672
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March 17, 2012 7:57pm UTC

If this was a movie, you'd be here by now..

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