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Member Since: 14 Oct 2011 08:54pm

Last Seen: 3 Mar 2012 03:28am

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  1. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    GOOGLE THIS
    sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-.07)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
    SEE WHAT HAPPENS ♥

  2. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    WEBONITA♥

  3. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Dad;
    Hey, its me, your daughter. The one you forgot you have. You know, I have been thinking about sending this letter, but I can't. We haven't speak since i was 3 years old, and now I'm 13. Ten years without you, ten years without someone that says: "thats my princess"
    I heard, like always, girls talking about how horrible is to have a dad that wont let them go to a party or something like that, but the truth is, that you dont know how it is to survive without someone that you see in movies like the hero..
    Well, im not asking for money. i mean thats not the solution for the problem, but i guess it doesn't matter.
    sincerely
    YOUR CHILD, the one who loves you even though you dont
    i really apreciate if you read this whole thing. I wrote this for real, but i never send it. apreciate your dad girls, because one day, he might not be there. i love you :)

  4. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    im secretly in love with him.
    but who cares?
    now he is with this gorgeous girl
    and he is happy
    REALLY HAPPY
    and im happy he is.
    even if it is not with me.
    :')

  5. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    HI! I’m Peruvian (:
    Yes, I know how to speak English. I know how to write properly.
    No, I’m not using GOOGLE TRANSLATOR.
    Yes, I speak Spanish. And it is awesome knowing two languages.
    Yes, I love witty to! And I understand perfectly all the feelings that you beautiful girls have.
    And something else,
    LAS QUIERO CHICAS! CADA UNA DE USTEDES ES PRECIOSA
    *that means, I love you girls, all of you are beautiful ;)

  6. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Jesus: Santa.
    Santa: Yes?
    Jesus: I'm sad
    Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday!
    Jesus: Yeah. That's the point...
    Santa: Why?
    Jesus: because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus?
    -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa.

  7. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    -What are you looking at? Do you want to throw yourself into my sexy body and kiss my lips passionately?
    -No, you just have a booger.
    .______________________________________________________.

  8. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    most of the things
    YOU worry about
    never happen!
    but its okay to chase your dreams, it makes
    you confident on youself
    Ü

  9. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    IT IS OKAY TO BE
    psycHOTic
    * highlight Ü

  10. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Life is a challenge... Live it, feel it, laugh, cry, win, lose, make a mistake, but ALWAYS STAND UP AND KEEP GOING. because life is only one. if you stay in the past, you will not know how good you could make your future.

  11. amialva amialva
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    hey... i wish you were beer...
    HAHAHA autocorrection is soo funny...
    no, i¡m serious. i really want
    you tu be beer. i mean you are
    huge! i could drink a beer of
    size!
    oh!... THAT WOULD BE F*UCKIN' AWESOME!

:)

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