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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2015 11:08am UTC
    WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH YOUR PRIDE WISHING I COULD HOLD YOU TIGHT I'LL BE OVER YOU AND ON WITH MY LIFE.

  2. nothing_is_forever nothing_is_forever
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Having those late night conversations
    about boys with your best friend

  3. strivingforperfection strivingforperfection
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Maybe it's not my weekend,
    but it's gunna be my year.

  4. Bregan Bregan
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Fave for Justin Bieber
    Comment for one direction
    (please do this, it would mean so much, me and my friend are doing a survey)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  5. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  6. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Santamybaby Santamybaby
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW
    =laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur, just kidding I don't have a dinosaur, but if I did I'd name it Wilburt. :)

  9. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    "JAJAJAJAJA"
    "Wtf?"
    "Dude, I'm laughing in Spanish."

  10. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?
    Cuz I Kinda Have To Pee.

  11. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:44am UTC
    him: hey, want to come over tonight?
    me:sure! what do you wanna do?
    :p hint: it involves pillows and blankets(;
    OMG!!!! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? :D
    ...

  12. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Before i die,, i want to see..
    1) The rabbit get his trix.
    2) The evil bee get his honey.
    3) The kids keep their lucky charms.
    4) Spongebob actually get his lisence.

    Format: twilightgirl995

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:35am UTC
    "your parents sound cool... I wanna meet them!"
    "no you don't."

  14. marissaxoxo474 marissaxoxo474
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Hannah Montana gave up her secret. Zack&Cody graduated. Raven stopped seeing the future. Cory left the white house. Lilo&Stitch captured all the creations. And Alex&Justin became full wizards.
    There goes my childhood.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    when i'm hungry i:
    ❒ get up and make something.
    ✔ moan like a whale until someone feeds me.

  16. xoLovexo6 xoLovexo6
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Dude,
    I said you could borrow my pen
    not eat it.

  17. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    the divorce rate
    among my socks is flabbergasting.
     

  18. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. imayellowkangaroo imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Duck! I hate autocorrect.
    Duck*
    Duck*
    Duck*
    Goose!
    Stupid piece of shut..

  20. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    dad; "he loves you."
    me; "how do you know?"
    dad; "he looks at you the same way i look at your mom."

:)

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