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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 2:39am UTC

ZoeBoe is crazy and WILL marry Zayn Malik!!!
Even if I have to kidnap him to make it happen...

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 12:22am UTC

I showed my mum the 'Live While We're Young' music video and she told me,
"If their music got more mature, their fan base would expand further than it already has and reach people my age."
So, putting aside the fact that it's only their second album, I thought,
"If singing, '... Tonight let's get some and Live While We're young' isn't mature enough for you, then I don't know what is."

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 12:17am UTC

BravoSierra's format
YEAh,
We'll keep doing what we do,
just pretending that we're
COOL...

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Tip of the day:
If you are caught sleeping at work or school,
Slowly raise you head and say,
"Amen."
(Disclaimer: I am not responsible for failed execution of this tip)

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Conversation between boy & PDHPE teacher @ School
Teacher: So it is important to wahs yourself in the shower. You know, get the soap and ACTUALLY wash yourself.
Boy: But just getting in the shower is technically washing yourself, right?
Teacher: Not really. Use soap. Same as hair.
Boy: What? Use soap to wash your hair?
Teacher: No, wash your hair everyday or two days with shampoo and conditioner.
Boy 2: Casey doesn't even wash his hair.
Class: O_O
Teacher: Casey?
Boy: I do! I get in the shower and wash my hair. I just don't use shampoo.
Teacher: Then you aren't actually washing your hair.
Boy: But, technically I am.
Teacher: No you aren't. When was the last time you actually wash your hair? With shampoo?
Boy: About... two or three months ago.
Class: *Starts laughing and 'ewwing'*
Teacher: Let me feel your hair.
Boy: Okay.
Teacher: *Feels boy's hair* Gross! It's like straw!
Boy: No it isn't!
Teacher: What do you do when your mum tells you to have a shower?
Boy: I say, "What is this shower you speak of?"
Teacher: *Shakes head and walks away*
My class is so weird. :P
nmf

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC

The awkward moment
When the awkward moment
Isn't even awkward
nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC

There's a fine line between,
"I should make a status about that."
And,
"I should talk to my therapist about that."
Learn it.
nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Got onto witty and saw
100
I love you so much!

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:54pm UTC

nmf
He is so weird but he is my friend :)
This is torture. I have to listen to opera all the way up to Sydney
Grrrrrr
Why? And why are you going to Sydney?
1st mum found all the cd's I hid
And secondly mum is picking some stuff and getting a new car
You hid opera cds?
Their evil!!!!!!!
Rawwwwwwwwwww

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:44pm UTC

nmf
It sucks.
You know what sucks? Having no food in my house.
I'll have a nice lunch for you.
Please do. Something yummy and unhealthy.
Hell yeah.

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:30pm UTC

A teacher kicks a student out of class.
Teacher: Why were you talking in the middle of my lesson?
Student: Why were you teaching in the middle of my conversation?
Teacher: ...
nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:25pm UTC

My parent's said, "If you live under my roof, you go by my rules."
Well.. Guess who's taking the roof off the house tonight?
nmf/nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Yay!
I finally figured out the Rubik's Cube.
Now, if only I could just figure out how to make the stickers stay on,
Then we're good.
nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Okay so I was riding a horse today,
and it's leg broke.
So, I had to shoot it.
I thought this was completly normal,
However,
I have a feeling the other people on the carousal didn't agree.
nmq

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Why yes, I am a ninj.a..
Jealous much?
nmf

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amber_bubbles_98
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September 13, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Conversation with my dad over the phone
Dad: Hey.
Me: Hey.
Dad: Watcha doing?
Me: Nothing.
Dad: Cool. How's your brother?
Me: Cool.
Dad: Good, good. How was school? Anything new?
Me: Not really.
Dad: You sure? No tests or anything?
Me: Nope.
Dad: Okay. Anything new happening outside of school?
Me: No.
Dad: No new music, clothes, books, hair, One Direc-
Me: OH MY GOD! ONE DIRECTION HAVE A NEW SINGLE CALLED 'LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG' WHICH IS COMING OUT ON THE 28TH OF SEPTEMBER AND THEN THEIR ACTUAL 'TAKE ME HOME' ALBUM COMES OUT ON THE 9TH OF NOVEMEBER, SAME WITH THE YEAR BOOK ADITION!
Dad:...
Me: OH! AND THEY ALSO HAVE ANOTHER DVD COMING OUT WHICH IS CALLED 'ALL FOR ONE' AND IT'S APPARENTLY THEIR AUSTRALIAN TOUR WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GET IT BECAUSE I'M AUSTRALIAN AND A DIRECTIONER SO IT'S LIKE LAW THAT I GET IT!
Dad: ... I had to ask.
nmf

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amber_bubbles_98
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August 31, 2012 8:05am UTC

Conversation with my friend at school.
Me: Hey, have you seen the new One Direction album cover?
Her: No. I didn't even know they had released info about the album.
Me: Well, it's really cool, but Zayn is wearing that hat again.
Her: The way he wore it at the Olympic closing ceremony?
Me: Yep. *Pulls face*
Her: NO! He can't.
Me: *Pulls out phone and shows her the album art*
Her: Ha, look at Liam and Niall.
Me: Now look at Zayn.
Her: NO! F**k him.
Me: You wish.
Her: Yeah, I do. I really do.
Me: O_o
I have nothing against Zayn but I'm not exactly thrilled about his hair and the fedora hat. I love fedora hats but yeah... Not meant to offend! I am a Directioner and I love all the boys! :)
nmf

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amber_bubbles_98
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August 26, 2012 4:07am UTC

Hey...
Hey guys! I'm so excited for tomorrow! I'm doing my first peformance on stage and even though it's like super short, I'm nervous and excited. My friends are doing it with me and one of them is ZoeBoe. You should check her out.
Basically, I run out on stage with my friend Laura and we say, "HELP! HELP! OUR CAT! OUR CAT'S STUCK IN A TREE! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!" and then ZoeBoe comes out and says , "NEVER FEAR, THE BOOK IS HERE!" and starts reading a book and Laura and I are like, "Oh my gosh!THank you so much!" And then the other people and us turn to the audience and say, "Champions read!" Because it's book week and we are raising money for the RSS (I think... It's the fire department) and yeah...
YAY!
nmf

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amber_bubbles_98
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August 21, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Lol...
I'm in fourth period and we are about to do a science test. I should be studying but I love Witty too much. My friend is on witty behind me, her names ZoeBoe.
This is why I can't study... But I love you guys!!
<3

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:45am UTC

I like you,
You like me,
Let's go out
& kill bunnies.
With a big shot gun & bunnies on the floor,
I like purple dinosaurs!
My friend made that up... I love her.

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