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  1. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #5
    You're so beautiful that you made me forgot my pick-up line.
    nmq/nmf

  2. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #4
    People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
    nmq/nmf

  3. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #1
    It's a good thing I brought my library card. Why? 'Cause I'm totally checking you out!
    nmq/nmf

  4. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #1
    You are so sweet that your could put Hersheys out of business.
    nmq/nmf

  5. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #1
    Do your legs hurt from running throuhg my dreams all night?
    nmf/nmq

  6. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you write
    'sexplain'
    instead of
    'explain'
    one a answer sheet in class...

  7. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:05am UTC
    CONFESSION 1#
    I have starved myself. Not for long, only like four or five weeks but I couldn't handle the guilt in me.
    nmf K e e p g o i n g ?

  8. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Some people need a Hi-five...
    In the face...
    With a chair...
    That has spikes on it...
    And is lit on fire...
    And gas poured all over them...
    Do you see where I am going with this?

  9. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    All women on earth give birth to children.
    My mum?
    Oh, yeah, she gave birth to a legend!

  10. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ~
    To my most awesomest, bestest friend ever: ZoeBoe!!!
    Go follow her and wish her a happy birthday!! I know it's a
    day late but I couldn't get on :(
    But I love you & hope you had an awesome & exciting
    birthday!! I love you Zoe!!! You are awesome!!!
    nmf

  11. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:10am UTC
    Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words
    Are they TRYING to kill people? I'm not afraid of big words and even I'M freaking out!
    *none of these past couple of quotes are meant to affend. I apologise if they do.*

  12. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:07am UTC
    Arrhenphobia - Fear of men.
    Dude... that's like three quarters of the Witty Profiles population right there.
    It should really say:
    Arrhenphobia - Go look on Witty Profiles. There's your answer.

  13. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:04am UTC
    Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
    I swear to F**king God, I have this!!! I hate people touching me!!!
    Random but Yeah... If my friend reads this I'm screwed...

  14. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:00am UTC
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  15. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:57am UTC
    I use "LOL" way too much.
    Most of the time I'm just chillin' there with a blank expression on my face...

  16. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:52am UTC
    Jade: *Tells her version of what happened to Trina*
    Tori: That's so not what happened.
    Cat: That's what I heard as well.
    Tori: *Glares*
    Cat: But if you're going to kill me too, then all I heard is pretty music. La la la la....

  17. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:49am UTC
    Cat: One time, my brother fell out the window of a four story hotel and landed on the city bus.
    Tori: Well, was he okay?
    Cat: No... He's seriously messed up.

  18. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:33am UTC
    Quickest way to feel smart and intelligent?
    Be friends with stupid people.
    BOOM! Insta genius!

  19. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:31am UTC
    Girl: *Whispers to her friend while in class*
    Teacher: *Stops talking and glares*
    Girl: *Stops talking*
    Teacher: *Calls on girl*
    Girl: Yes miss?
    Teacher: Were you talking while I was talking?
    Girl: Yes.
    Teacher: Would you care to share with the rest of the class?
    Class: *Turns to look at girl*
    Girl: Obviously not. Why do you think I was whispering?
    nmq

  20. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:25am UTC
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