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amber_bubbles_98happy witty anniversary!

Status: Borred, tirred & want to live on the beach <3

Member Since: 28 Mar 2012 06:17pm

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Heyy guys. xx
So I am amber//15//music//dance//acting/friends//family//woo//yeah...
  1. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:45am UTC
    I DID WHAT NO WITTIAN THOUGHT POSSIBLE...
    I, 100% Wittian, a member of the socially awkward and non exsistent love life people, got myself...
    *Looks around before whispering*
    ... A boyfriend...
    nmf

  2. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:07am UTC
    TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
    STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.
    Teacher: ...
    Teacher: Class dismissed
    #stolen

  3. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:52am UTC
    YAYAYAYAYA!! I'm backkkk!!
    I got my computer today so I can be on witty again for now!!
    I SHALL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN MY LOVE!!! <33 *whispers I love you while stroking the screen*
    Anyways...

  4. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    B-O-Y-S
    They trigger the awkward turtle in me

    nmf

  5. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 3:38am UTC
    My Princess
    Summary
    Katarina Percival was just a normal girl. Brown hair, green eyes, loved her family and her music; oh and of course, One Direction.
    So when her best friend sends a tweet to the boys (One Direction) about her birthday and love for singing, Louis decides to bring her on stage… In front of over 81, 000 screaming fans. Katarina + a crowd… They don’t mix.
    Not one bit.
    Even still, Katarina manages to survive through it (even if it ends with her fainting in their dressing room) and somehow manages to find friends in them. Maybe even a love interest in a certain blond-haired, Irish fellow…
    But Katarina is just a plain-ol-jane?
    Right?
    Well, according to Niall Horan, Katarina Percival is something else entirely.
    “I’m not that beautiful or gorgeous.” I sighed, staring into the mirror. “Not anywhere close. Cute, yes; pretty, maybe; beautiful or gorgeous, not a chance.”
    Niall didn’t answer me. He simply got up and
    stood behind me, placing a little tiara I had worn to the concert we first met. I smiled at him slightly as he wrapped his arms around me. “Does it matter? You’re mine…” He placed a gentle kiss against my neck before turning me around so I could look into his eyes. They were sparkling with love and care. Then he said something that sent chills down my spine.
    “I love you. Why? Because you’re my princess.”
    ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_
    Do you guys like it? This is my fanfiction and I have it up somewhere else so if you want, just comment on my profile or this quote and i will send you the link to it. If anyone wants me to continue putting it up on here, please tell me :))
    Any questions, feel free to ask. <33
    Much love!

  6. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Conversation in Science
    Science Teacher: ... Veins have valves that keep the blood flowing in one direction...
    Zoe and I: BAHAHAHAH! OMG!
    Sam: Keep calm Zoe... and Amber.
    Science Teacher: Or should I put 1D?
    nmf/ lol hahahahahahha i can't believe he knew that

  7. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:05am UTC
    L ife is like
    Photography
    We develop from the
    Negatives...
    nmf/nmq

  8. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    No,
    I'm not nervous... I'm just hyperventalating for fun!
    ♥NMF/NMQ

  9. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Me: Okay time for bed. I've brushed my teeth and combed my hair.
    Parents: Goodnight, darling! I love you!
    Me: Goodnight! *rolls eyes*
    Me: *Makes way to bedroom, shuts the door, turns the light off, jumps into bed*
    Me: *Just about to go to sleep*
    Brain: Hey, you know what is a good movie?
    Brain: The Human Centipide.
    Me: *Silently screams and lies awake all night*
    Brain: Yeah and isn't it awesome how they are all together? *wink wink*
    Me: Okay, that's enough.
    (ohmiigod, i did this when i watched the trailor... word of advice: Don't watch it!)

  10. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:30am UTC
    That awesome moment when you see you have over one thousand favourite quotes....
    Then you realize how much you really need to get a life....

  11. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    Where you pull go to pull a straight face but you end up pulling a homosexual face.
    nmf/not meant to insult people! I'm not a homophobe or any sort of person like that!

  12. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Best friends:
    They're for making up excuses with you when you get in trouble.
    nmf

  13. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    How To Do Robotics:
    1. Open book
    2. Cry
    nmf

  14. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Conversation in English
    Lachlan: Hey Casey?
    Casey:Yeah?
    Lachlan: Do you know a Jai Atool?
    Casey: No, but I know that Lachlan is a tool.
    Me & Laura: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Lachlan: ... I'll bite my tongue. That was a good comeback.
    nmf

  15. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 2:03am UTC
    I never let my best friend do stupid things...
    ALONE
    nmf

  16. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Conversation in Science
    Teacher: Where does photosynthesis take place?
    Leighton: In the forrest!
    Class: O_o
    My Friends & I: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
    nmf

  17. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Conversation w/ friends
    'Working on poems'
    Yolondie: what's the anwer for this question?
    Me: *whatever the hell it was*
    Laura: *reading from poem*The hands said eight but the clock struck nine...
    Me: That made shiver run up my spine...
    All3ofus: ....
    All3ofus: BAHAHAHAHAAH!!! LOL!! THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!! BAHAHAHA!!
    Me: I didn't even mean to do that.
    nmf

  18. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Be ing a Potato,
    in class because none of your friends are in there with you.
    nmf

  19. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Conversation w/ a boy at school
    Caleb: I just put my merit awards in my computer
    Me: Same
    Monique: I screw my merit awards
    Me: ...
    Caleb: You 'screw' your merit awards?
    Monique: Yeah, I d- Wait, no, no and just no!
    Caleb & Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA LOL AHAHAH
    nmf

  20. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Conversation At School
    Tiffany: Hey, I've got to go and meet my mum. Anyone want to come with me?
    Yolondie: I'll come!
    Laura: I thought you already met your mum?
    Us: O_o
    I love her :P She's blonde hahaah
    nmf

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