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ambear24
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:21pm UTC

*me talking to my sister*
me: i just made a hilarious quote on your profile.
me: no.
me: no! no no no no no no no!
me: this is the worst day of my life.
me: *cries*
i'm totally kidding. i didn't cry. psh. psh. ._.

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ambear24
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 11:43am UTC

do you ever feel like you're not worth it?

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ambear24
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December 16, 2012 11:34am UTC

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ambear24
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yeah right. Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

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ambear24
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:37pm UTC

once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC

me every morning:
i'm playing the game where the floor is made of lava,
so obviously i can't get out of bed
or i'll die.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 5:18pm UTC

me in church:
"ermahgerd...
gerd."

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC

I can't be your boyfriend anymore.
Really? Whatever, you're an a/ss. I hope you know I've been cheating on you with your best friend for the past 2 months.
I was gonna say I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband. :(

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 3:52pm UTC

my achievements so far in 2012:
- i was represented by a piece of confetti at the olympics.
- i helped cole sprouse with his sociology project.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 6:59pm UTC

i don't care about your past. i don't care if i'm not the first girl you've ever loved, but i certainly hope i'm the last♥

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC

I skip Black Friday because my hatred for people
outweighs my love for stuff.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 2:25pm UTC

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don't let people label you.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:02am UTC

Spongebob Squarepants
Mr. Krabs: Do this one for the Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAB!!!!
...
Plankton: Do this one because I told you to.
Patrick: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:10pm UTC

all my life, i thought air was free..
until i bought a bag of chips

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Facebook:
You and Your Best Friend are married.
Like • Comment • See Friendship
Everyone: Lol, you guys are too cute(;
Facebook:
You and Your Best Friend are in a relationship.
Like • Comment • See Friendship
Everyone: WTF?

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Mom: Where are all the other movies?
Me: I don't know. Probably in the box.
Mom: Like 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants..?'
Me: Probably broken.
Mom: I mean 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Underpants.'
Me:
Mom: *Laughs histerically like she's about to pee her pants*
Me:
Mom:
Me: No, just stop..

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Band member: What can I sign for you?
Me: Just this piece of paper, please.
Band member: Of course. *signs*
Me: Thanks.
Band member: Wait, was that an adoption paper?
Me: NO BYE
Band member: WAIT!
Me: NO

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Me: MOM, HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!
Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 5:33pm UTC

All the girls participating in
No-Shave-November will also
be participating in
No-D-December

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ambear24
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:44am UTC

I am gay and proud of it! <3

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