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amandaaa978

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2009 07:18pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...
    Credit to : CMPSunday ♥

  2. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    Please stop texting me in all abbreviations you clearly made up. Nobody understands them.
    Sincerely, your daughter.
    *happens all the time like wtf*

  3. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Dear Diet Coke,
    I feel like you're overreacting.
    Sincerely, Mentos

  4. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    Dear Sun,
    I lay in front of you for two hours in a hot little bikini and this is how you repay me?
    Sincerely, Sunburned
    ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀ ☼ ☀

  5. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:27pm UTC
          
    Dear tampons,
    You're invading my personal space.
    Sincerely, uterus.
    ;)

  6. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    Dear text message recipient,
    Please understand that by "K" I meant "stop texting me."
    Sincerely, take a hint

  7. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    Please stop creeping on my mom. It's weird.
    Sincerely, Stacy (:
    Fave if you get it ♥

  8. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:21pm UTC
         
    Dear Mother Nature,
    I don't remember signing up for a subscription.
    Sincerely, teenage girls

  9. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    Dear laughter is the best medicine,
    Screw. You.
    Sincerely, broken ribs.

  10. amandaaa978 amandaaa978
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    If I only remembered school stuff like I remember lyrics to a song
    HELLO STRAIGHT A's ♥

:)

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