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  1. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  2. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  3. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  4. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  5. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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  6. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  7. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  8. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  9. coolj coolj
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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  10. vfangs582 vfangs582
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Is there a mirror in your pants?
    Cause I can see myself in them !

  11. Marisa418 Marisa418
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 12:27am UTC
    The only time
    I wouldn't mind you being
    Rude is by Interrupting me with
    A kiss. TRY ME. (;
    summer_sage

  12. gabbiexraawr gabbiexraawr
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:35am UTC
    she's just
    c r a z y a b o u t
    that boy♥
    r e a d t h e w h o l e t h i n g t h e n , t h e b l a c k p a r t a l o n e.

  13. rachaelgraham7 rachaelgraham7
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 7:59am UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Boys are like
    lava lamps ,
    they' re fun to look at
    but not that bright ♥

  14. Loserlikeme Loserlikeme
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 8:27am UTC
    Today,
    He called me Babe.
    and we're not even going out :)

  15. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:54am UTC
    Hush now baby
    don't say a word
    you better give it up
    or your gonna get hurt

  16. lionjumpshigh lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Your lips look so sweet I swear with one kiss I could give up sugar for life. <3 <3

  17. lionjumpshigh lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:59am UTC
    I'm like a rubik cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get. (:

  18. lionjumpshigh lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 11:04am UTC
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  19. Kaileyxo14 Kaileyxo14
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    And I wonder if I was ever the girl you couldn't go one day without thinking about.....

  20. whispersinthedark_xo whispersinthedark_xo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 7:22pm UTC
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