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fatallyattractive15023
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:20am UTC

I've been gone from witty for sometime now and it's because I'm tired of it.
All of the drama and fake people and stuff like that.
This was meant to be a place to share cool ORIGINAL quotes and stuff but it's not anymore.
I got a tumblr a little while ago so now I can say for myself (because before my friends were telling me) that hald the quotes on witty are really copied from tumblr.
If you like them so much just press the 'reblog' and 'like' buttons and move on, and not plagiarize other people's jokes and quotes.
And don't even give me all this stuff about 'they probably copied it from us' because they didn't, they posted it WAY before you posted it on here.
I'm really done with Witty, it used to be cool and I loved it but now, nope. Some (not all) of the people on here are rude and mean and hateful and some just take other people's works.
Thanks,
Fatallyattractive15023

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Yourbeautiful*
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September 30, 2013 2:08am UTC

Hey you.
Yes you
STOP SCROLLING!
Okay, well done.
Now, close on eye.
No the other one.
Yep that one
Okay now open you eye you just look silly.
Try squinting
Nope open your eyes again.
You're almost done.
Now half smile.
Actually smile all the way.
OH MY GOD!
No, keep smiling.
You look so beautiful like that.
You should really smile more often.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 29, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Don't get discouraged if your relationship with someone starts off a little rocky. Neither my mom nor my dad showed up for their first date with one another and about 28 or 29 years later they're still together.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Have you ever drove past someone's house and
had a hard time trying to tell whether the animal standing in the yard is real or just a statue because it's just frozen there in time.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 5:33pm UTC

GIRLS AND THEIR CURLS AND THEIR
GOURMET VOMIT. BOYS AND THEIR TOYS AND THEIR
six inch rockets

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Is English, like, the international language of Witty?
Or are there parts where people passionatly quote in Russian.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 2:08am UTC

Northwest..whats next ?
Brad pitt naming his child arm ?

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:20pm UTC

*at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC

What room can't ghosts go in?
The living room...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:16pm UTC

I can't wait until the days when we're old and the stereotype is
that old people like rap and dubstep.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:26pm UTC

I wonder if Earth makes fun
of other planets for having no life.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I was at the store earlier with my mom
and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

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yourcool
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June 30, 2013 5:20pm UTC

after 17 season's of Pretty Little Liars,
"A" is revealed and captured. the girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. they read it aloud and stare into the distance, "it's my turn, b.tches. -B"

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:42pm UTC

someone please explain to me how
will smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Reasons why winter is better summer
--Little to no insects
--Sweaters all the time
--The air is nice and fresh smelling
--Sometimes it snows and you get out of school
--Snow is pretty
--No pollen
--It gets darker faster so there's more time to look at the stars
--Everything is dead, just the way I like it

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