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  1. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
    Harry Potter FANS: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says.
    NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
    Harry Potter FANS: say Merlin’s Pants!
    NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
    Harry Potter FANS: say shut up or I’ll avada kedavra your butt!
    NORMAL PEOPLE: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts.
    Harry Potter FANS: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad.
    NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
    Harry Potter FANS: Pick up a stick and attempt to fight back.
    NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.
    Harry Potter FANS: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard.
    NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t run into walls.
    Harry Potter FANS: Platform 9 3/4, here we come!

  2. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Harry Potter RIP Mum and Dad
    Share
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    Ron Weasley Sorry mate
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    Justin Bieber Wait... Voldermort killed your parents?
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    Harry Potter Yeah :'(
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    Justin Bieber Sorry dude. That's really sad but everything happens for a reason and its not so bad
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    Harry Potter ....
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    Voldermort Its okay Harry. He's next.
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  3. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    Is it just me or...
    Are all Harry Potter fans debating weather they want to jump for joy now that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is almost here, or cry since Harry Potter is almost over?
    Cause I know I am
    leave a comment telling me how you feel.

  4. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:35pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#15
    [When Harry reached the Burrow and he was yelling at Ron and Hermione]
    Fred:"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry,
    let it all out, there might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
    -Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

  5. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:15pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#11
    [first day in Potions class]
    Severus Snape:"Harry Potter-our new celebrity."
    -Harry Potter and The Sorcerer Stone

  6. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 8:07am UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#21
    [Harry made a Shielding Charm so strong Snape was knocked off-balance and hit a desk]
    Snape:"Do you remember me telling you we are oracticing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
    Harry:"Yes.''
    Snape:"Yes, sir."
    Harry:"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
    -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  7. iluvcake8 iluvcake8
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2009 7:44pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fan?
    I'm guessing
    when you see lightening,
    you think of Harry Potter.
    When you hear "wizards"
    you think of Harry Potter.
    And you probably noticed,
    I used the Hufflepuff,
    Gryffindor,
    Slytherin,
    and Ravenclaw colors.
    =]

  8. xomissycutiexo xomissycutiexo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 2:31pm UTC
    Potter Puppet Pals
    "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
    snape snape severous snape
    DUMBLEDORE!
    snape snape severous snape
    DUMBLEDORE!
    snape snape severous snape
    DUMBLEDORE!
    snape ron snape ron severous snape ron weasley
    DUMBLEDORE!
    snape ron snape ron severoud snape ron weasley
    DUMBLEDORE!
    snape ron hermione snape ron severous snape ron hermione weasley
    DUMBLEDORE!
    harry potter harry potter OH! harry potter harry potter OH!
    {snape ron hermione snape ron severous snape ron hermione weasley}
    DUMBLEDORE!
    harry potter harry potter YEAH! harry potter harry potter THATS ME!
    {snape ron hermione snape ron severous snape ron hermione weasley}
    snape harry snape harry snape harry snape harry snape harry
    DUMBLEDORE!
    herrrrrmione
    DUMBLEDORE!
    harry potter i'm harry potter
    {snape ron hermione snape ron severous snape ron hermione weasley}
    i'm hary potter harry harry potter
    {snape ron hermione snape ron severous snape ron hermione weasley}
    ALL: Singing our song, all day long at HOOOOOOOOGWAAAARTS!
    voldemort voldemort ooooo volde volde volde voldemort
    haha this is too funny. love it !

  9. bro_man93 bro_man93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    waiting....
    waiting.....
    waiting.......
    DISTRACTED!!!!
    Time: 11:12
    Missed it....................
    damn.

  10. KiddishKate KiddishKate
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Those cute little eyes;
    That cute little smile;
    That cute little outfit;
    That cute little nose;
    That cute little hair;
    That cute little voice;
    That cute little laugh;
    That cute little him


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    INEEDYOU


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. livelovelaugh24 livelovelaugh24
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. izzylvd izzylvd
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    yeah i know how to speak
    another language
    noo i m not going to teach you to swear a word;p

  17. penguinluv penguinluv
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    I'm a
    Sexy Unicorn!!!
    you know it!

  18. BeOriginal94 BeOriginal94
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Watch this quote won't get any favs because it doesn't look 'pretty'

  19. gymnasticsgurl3 gymnasticsgurl3
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Remember when JB used to stand for Jonas Brothers, now its Justin Bieber ♥ (:

  20. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Ohhey, Mother Nature.
    Did you bring your gift with a
    receipt this time?
    Cause I'd really like
    to return it.
    No offense or anything,
    your gifts just always suck.
    -Every teenage girl.
    nmf.

:)

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