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alpal

1. alpal
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   June 5, 2013 1:51pm UTC
   For every fave I'll put up a new pic of myself
   
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2. alpal
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   June 3, 2013 3:13pm UTC
   He appologized for hitting me.
   
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3. alpal
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   June 3, 2013 2:25pm UTC
   The people who put pervey things on here:
   It's called wittyprofiles
   not tittyprofiles.
   
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4. alpal
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   S i n g i n g R a d i o h e a d a t t h e t o p o f o u r l u n g s
   w i t h t h e b o o m b o x b l a r i n g w h i l e w e 'r e f a l l i n g i n
   l o v e.
   G o t a b o t t l e o f w h a t e v e r b u t i t ' s g e t t i n g u s
   d r u n k
   SINGING HERES TO NEVER GROWING UP
   
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5. alpal
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   1 shot
   everything rides on 2 night
   even if I've got 3 strikes
   Imma go 4 it
   This moment
   We own it
   
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6. alpal
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   June 2, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   Someone talk to me please
   
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7. alpal
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   June 2, 2013 5:27pm UTC
   I need a little bit of advice!!
   This player who I crushed on from a distance finally hit on me. He has my number and my friends have his. This all happened last night. We talked about partying and stuff....Do you think he'll text me soon or should I wait till he like invites me to go to a party or soemthing. Do I text him? PLEASE HELP
   
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8. alpal
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC
   When girls "party" when
   they are 15 or under...
   how bout no.
   
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9. alpal
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 1:17pm UTC
   Oh you drink?
   you must be SO popular
   DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE
   
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10. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Are you the ACT cause I would do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break for snacks?
    
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11. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    If someone cheated on you, would you EVER take them back?
    
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12. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a cheater.
    Yes, I'm sorry.
    
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13. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Don't get mad at me.
    Learn to control yourself.
    
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14. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Don't do this to me okay.
    
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15. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    I'm not a homophobic. I just don't support gay marriage.
    Don't insult my religion
    
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16. alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If you're a boy.
    FAVE THIS
    
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17. alpal
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    June 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I would go hard core lesbian for Cara Delevingne.
    
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18. alpal
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    If you believe in Haylor I feel bad for you son.
    Taylor had 99 boyfriends but
    Harry Styles ain't one.
    -Grimmy <3 (:
    
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19. alpal
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    When The Boys Come to America...
    Louis came home with a lion and Harry came home with a cougar.
    Directioner Problems
    
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20. alpal
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Haylor is legit.
    Someone's ought to give the Mayans credit. They were only off by 19 days.
    
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