I have screwed up 23% of my teenage life  Kissed someone before dating  Gotten a phone taken away at school [x] Gotten caught chewing gum  Gotten caught cheating on a test Total so far: 1 [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late [x] Missed school just because you felt like it [x}Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Total so far: 6  Got your mom, dad,sister etc to get you out of school [x] Texted people during class [x] Passed notes [x] Threw stuff across the room [x] Laughed at the teacher Total so far: 10 [x] Took pictures during school hours [x] Called someone during school hours  Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours Total so far: 12  Threw something at the teacher [x] Went outside the classroom without permission [x] Broke the dress code [x] Failed a class [x] Ate food during class Total so far: 16  Been called the worst student  Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly [x] Didn't take your stuff to school [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking Total so far:18 [x] Faked your parents signature [x] Slept in class [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back [x] Copied homework  Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean [x] Thrown food in the lunch room Total so far:23
So, here's the thing. According to Steve's wall post on the Witty Facebook Wall - there's too much swearing on this website. Witty is apart of Google's advertising program and if the site isn't cleaned up in three days as of January 5th, 2011 - the site will close down. And yes, my heart just broke a little as I typed that. Don't believe me? Login to Facebook, go to the Witty Profiles wall and read his post. Ladies and gentlemen, we all need to take two seconds to clean out our mouths with soap. We swear too much! Instead of using the f-bomb, why not say something like: darn knuckles. I don't know .. be creative. Would you rather be tossing curses all over the place or have Witty? If you want to help, delete any quotes with extreme swearing, I guess you could say. Report quotes that are covered in f-bombs or any other swears. The f-word, the b-word, s-word .. you know what I'm talking about. According to the rules of Witty, we shouldn't even be doing this. But us teenagers had to go and break those rules, huh? Gosh, we suck. If you want to help more and get rid of these quotes, contact Steve at firstname.lastname@example.org. We have to end this. Wittians, we have to get our acts together. Please, favorite this quote so word can spread. We cannot lose Witty. So get out the brooms and Lysol - it's time to clean up our acts. Now. repost this quote. we neeed to spread the word/
TOMORROWS Daddys birthday, It's been 8 months since he died. Things have been extremely tough at home. When i first found out my dad died i was thinking about suicide. Me and my dad were soooo close and i just couldnt think of how i could go on with out him. Alot of people on here complain about there parents. Seriously you shouldn't. DON'T TAKE YOUR PARENTS FOR GRANTED. Anything could happen. The night before my dad got killed in an car accident i had a huge argument with him and told him that i hated him. Witty sisters, those were the last words he heard out of me before he died. So my point is, instead of arguing with your parents, think about all the things they do for you. So please do me a favor witty sisters. The next time you see your parents hug them and tell them you love them. Let them know that even though you might not act like it sometimes, that you appreciate everything they do for you. My daddys gone and he's never coming back again and the last words he heard was "DAD, I HATE YOU"! I didnt even get to say goodbye, hug him, or say "i love you". If you read all this, I LOVE YOU. r.i.p daddy you are truly missed!