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  1. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    That sad feeling you get when you go to a store but you realize you don't have money because you wasted all of it on idiotic stuff. :(

  2. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    I have 3 dates tonight.
    My bed.
    My pillow.
    And my blanket. :)

  3. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:35am UTC
    That moment of awesomeness when you get a higher test grade than the smartest kid in the class. (:

  4. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:22am UTC
    If we get caught, pretend we don't speak English.
    "What happened here?"
    No hablo inglese.
    "Oh que paso?"
    ..... RUN!!!!!!

  5. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:16am UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at a lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/ drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AID

  6. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  7. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    I have screwed up 36% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [X] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 2
    [x ] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [] Text people during class
    [X] Passed notes
    [X] Threw stuff across the room
    [] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 5
    [X] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 8
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [X] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 9
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 10
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [] Slept in class
    [] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 12
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up ____ % of my teenage life."

  8. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    My best friend and I made promises that we would go to Los Angeles together either way we can. Now she told me she was only going to try and now she might be going without me. I believe she's starting to break the promise. What should I do???

  9. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Live for today because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

  10. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    Today, in the store, I saw cucumbers and carrots for 69 cents each. I laughed out loud and people stared. :-)

  11. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:39pm UTC
    THE COLD SIDE OF THE PILLOW :-)

  12. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    Who else tries to break
    their old cell phone so they can get the cool, newer one?

  13. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 3:15pm UTC
    &
    & who else remembers the days when MySpace was more popular than Facebook?

  14. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    I SLIPPED AND FELL
    IN THAT NASTY
    GRAPE JELLY. EWW!!

  15. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    Glee
    Ruining classic hits since 2009.
    *Please do not write hate comments.

  16. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 1:41pm UTC
    & who else agrees that Harry Potter is better than Twilight?
    (I'm not saying I don't like Twilight. I do like it. I just think Harry Potter is better.)

  17. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:47am UTC
    BUBBLE
    BUDDY!!!
    Spongebob♥

  18. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:43am UTC
    I always wondered......
    What if we were at school and there was a fire AND a tornado at the same time?
    *not mine

  19. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 1:28am UTC
    WELCOME TO TWITTER!
    WHO DO YOU WANT TO STALK YOU TODAY?

  20. allthegoodstuff251 allthegoodstuff251
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 1:21am UTC
    WOW!!!
    THAT'S A LOW PRICE!!!

:)

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