Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

allsmiles27

Status:

Member Since: 15 Dec 2011 09:10pm

Last Seen: 3 Oct 2013 09:16pm

user id: 251067

46 Quotes
4,149 Favorites
379 Following
114 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

  1. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    I Don't Get It,
    how can i love someone,
    but whenever we're together he feels like a stranger to me..........

  2. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. & what do you do with a phone without service?
    PLAY GAMES.

  3. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Life is like a confused teacher..........first she gives the tests and then teaches the lessons.
    - Drake

  4. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    There's that one thing about you that keeps me up all night wishing you were mine. Your cheeky smile is what makes you beautiful but everything about you is so wonderful and amazing. I always make the same mistakes while talking to you; i wish i would stop being a fool but i want you to know it's gotta be you that should be with me, and even if you're taken, tell me a lie and let me have you tonight in my arms. I need you more than this, more than anything. You stole my heart but you don't need to give it back, ever.

  5. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    No matter how good or bad you think your life is, wake up each day and be THANKFUL for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to SURVIVE.

  6. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Friends are your friends for a while, best friends are your friends until the world ends.

  7. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    It is better to let go of something than to hold onto nothing.

  8. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    You know you are in Love when you can't fall asleep because Reality is finally Better than your Dreams
    ~ Dr. Seuss

  9. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    What does a nosey pepper do?
    Gets jalapeno buisness

  11. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.

  12. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.

  13. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    I'd rather have a life of "oh wells" than a life of "what ifs."
    You only live once.....

  14. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

  15. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    You never realize how much you love someone until you watch them love someone else.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥

  16. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Society: ew thick girls
    Society: ew thin girsl
    Society: ew no makeup
    Society: ew too much makeup
    Society: ew you're rude
    Society: ew you're too nice
    Society: ew plastic surgery
    Society: ew you need a makeover
    Society: ew you're not perfect
    Society: ew you're too perfect
    Society: ew
    You just can't win!! :(

  17. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask to go to the bathroom?

  18. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.........don't push it though...

  19. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Someone needs to tell the creator of Lucky Charms to stop putting cereal in my box of marshmellows.

  20. allsmiles27 allsmiles27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Mom always tells me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all........and some people wonder why i'm so quiet around them....

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles