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  1. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    People who die from suicide don't want to end their lives.
    They just want to end their pain.
    -----------♥-----------
    n m f .

  2. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Roses are red;
    Violets are blue;
    He's for me, and;
    Not for you;
    So if by chance;
    You take my place;
    I'll take my fist;
    And smash your face ♥

  3. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Mom : "But I thought you said girls were icky!"
    Nevel : "Mom, that was last year! I'm going through changes.."
    -iCarly.

  4. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
    - John Lennon ♥

  5. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    FML #2
    When you pour a bowl of cereal, then go check the fridge, and there's no milk there.

  6. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters.
    Who never did.
    Who won't anymore.
    And who always will.
    So don't worry about the people from your past.
    There's a reason why they didn't make it to your present & future.

  7. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    He's not perfect. Neither are you. And the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him he knows you can break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had.
    Because perfect guys don't exist, but there is one guy that is perfect for you.

  8. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    If you're c o o l e r than me
    Doesn't that make me h o t t e r than you?

  9. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    People killin'
    People dyin' x__x
    Children hurt &+ hear them cryin' :'(.
    If you practice what you preach, would you turn the other cheek?.
    Father, father, father H E L P us
    With some guidance from above ^ ↑ ▲..
    Cause people got me / got me questioning ;
    Where is the love ?. ♥

  10. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    I like turtles because they're so chill.
    They don't hurt anyone.
    They're just like :
    "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

  11. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9.
    You shouldn't be talking.
    I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  12. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 8:46am UTC
    Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold.
    One leg out, perfect.
    Until the awkward moment when the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you through the hall ...
    -________________-
    I hate it when this happens.

  13. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    Don't tell anybody this ..
    But ..
    Under the clothes I'm wearing ..
    I'm naked..

  14. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 2:44pm UTC
    "Yes hello, I'd like to place an order for pickup."
    "Sure what's your name."
    "The Situation."
    "What?!"
    "The Situation, as in S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N."

  15. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 8:46am UTC
    Don't you love it when you say "hi" to a little kid and all they do is stare at you? (:

  16. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 8:56am UTC
    OMG!
    A FLOOD!!
    "Its okay everybody, I have a ShamWOW.
    -Facebook. (:

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