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alligator98

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Member Since: 25 Oct 2011 08:48pm

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2014 06:44pm

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user id: 231160

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  1. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Dear Yahoo!
    I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, lets Yahoo! it" ...just saying...
    Sincerely,
    Google

  2. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We swore you said the ark was leaving at 5.
    Sincerely,
    the unicorns

  3. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    a good friend will try to bail you out of jail...
    but a best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you saying "damn that was fun"

  4. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    best friends are those who, if you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you

  5. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    today I found myself smiling for no reason...
    and then I realized I was thinking of you <3

  6. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    favourite for all the times you've reached for the lightswitch even though the lights are already on

  7. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    remember when you were little and u thought stupid was a "bad word"

  8. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    true love stories don't have endings <3

  9. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you are the only one of your friends without braces

  10. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss <3

  11. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Kim,
    my manicure lasts longer than your marriage.

  12. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    You know your life is over when you start quoting Starwars

  13. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Yes, I still feel guilty for taking that Barbie dress from school when I was in grade 1.

  14. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    That house that gives out apples at Halloween...

  15. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    I love those random memories that make you laugh out loud... in public :)

  16. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    That frustrating moment when. . .
    you're drying your legs after you shaved them
    and you realize. . .
    you missed a spot .

  17. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:55am UTC
    That awkward moment when you are talking on the phone... and you really have to pee.

  18. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    "just keep swimming,
    just keep swimming,
    just keep swimming,
    swimming,
    swimming"
    <3

  19. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    How many times
    have you wanted to jump off the
    roof with an umbrella?
    <3

  20. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    That moment of pure joy when there's a new Swiffer commerial <3

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