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alligator98

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Member Since: 25 Oct 2011 08:48pm

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  1. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:19am UTC
    There are days when I miss nap time

  2. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:34am UTC
    "what's that noise?"
    "it's the wind speaking to you"
    "oh... well what's it saying?"
    "I don't know, I don't speak wind"
    nmq

  3. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    "you were so perfectly pretty,
    and I could love
    every mistake"
    - On Paper by The Arkells <3

  4. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    "I'm going to bed." means "I'm gonna lie on my bed and play with my phone."

  5. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    That bizzare sound you make when you hiccup/burp/cough/exhale/giggle/sneeze/
    shiver/inhale
    all at the same time.

  6. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    I walked downstairs the other day and found my dad in the kitchen singing "I'm Sexy And I Know It". I will never be able to unsee that.

  7. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I still can't go to bed before my mommy and daddy tuck me in. I'm almost 14.

  8. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I've always wondered what I look like from someone else's eyes...

  9. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    "DINKLEBERG!"
    fav if you just said this in his voice

  10. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Me while listening to "Don't Stop Believing"
    "just a small twon g-"
    started too early -.-

  11. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Is it just me or do the librarians at your school take their jobs waaaay too seriously?

  12. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    My brother worte a love poem for a girl in his class. He's only 9 years old. <3

  13. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I wonder how long it takes a girrafe to throw up...

  14. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    That GOD AWFUL picture of you
    that your parents put in the paper for your 13th birthday

  15. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    that surprising moment when you forget you ordered iced tea, not coke.

  16. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and the makeout scene comes on and you just sit there like O.o

  17. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    who else eats whipped cream out of the can?

  18. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    Dear people who say they are a ninja
    because they catch something they
    dropped before it hits the ground,
    NINJAS DONT DROP THINGS!!!
    sincerely,
    Other ninjas

  19. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    everyone owns a movie, that they have never watched all the way through .

  20. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    favourute it you still have to push down the buttons on the top of a Macdonalds cup.

:)

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