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alligator98

1. alligator98
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   Me and my friends can crack up with just a look.
   
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2. alligator98
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   March 24, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   Dear Shampoo Comercials,
   I expect my hair to look like that!!
   Sincerely,
   Girls everywhere.
   
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3. alligator98
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   My Crush
   Say your crushes name six times.
   Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
   Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
   Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
   Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
   And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
   
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4. alligator98
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   am I the only one who peels the skin off of lunch meats??
   
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5. alligator98
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   March 20, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Dear: people who leave the skin on lunch meats,
   Do you want me to choke??
   sincerely,
   forever peeling...
   
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6. alligator98
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   March 19, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   There is no pain
   like stepping on a piece of LEGO.
   
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7. alligator98
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   March 18, 2012 12:39pm UTC
   Follow for a follow?
   I follow back, I promise :)
   
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8. alligator98
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   March 18, 2012 12:37pm UTC
   Comment on my Profile if you just need someone to talk to. I'm always there :)
   
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9. alligator98
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   March 17, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   That "freak out moment" when you are listening to a song and then you click on someone's profile and all of a sudden its like a mash up of "What Makes You Beautiful" and "Back in Black".
   
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10. alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    I always highlight a quote that I don't understand to make sure I'm not missing some hidden meaning.
    
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11. alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Real texting convo I had:
    Me: so who do u like?
    Him: I can't tell u cuz it might ruin some sort of friendship kinda
    Me: Why can't u tell me?? u always tell me who u like and i never tell anyone!
    Him: I just can't okay... can we talk about something else?
    Me: okay :)
    *the next day*
    Him: hey, so do u know why i can't tell u who i like?
    Me: NO!! why can't u just tell me
    Him: cuz then that girl would think of me as more than a bff and even tho i like her i just wanna be friends with her
    Me: okay, can't you just tell me
    Him: see, that's the problem!! i can't tell u!!!
    Me: WHY NOT!! JUST TELL ME WHO U LIKE!!
    Him: it's you!!!!!!! I LIKE YOU!! jeez it took u this long to figure it out!
    Me: oh :)
    
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12. alligator98
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    March 16, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Freddie: so I heard you like badboys.
    Carly: yeah
    Freddie: well i don't mean to brag but do you want to see a scar?
    Carly: sure
    Freddie: *lifts his sleeve up*
    Carly: your chickenpox needle doesn't count
    Freddie: this is from an actual chickenpox... the doctor told me not to scratch it, and I scratched it!
    Carly: OMG!!
    -iCarly <3
    
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13. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    And who else does a little dance when they figure out how to do something new on their cell phone?
    
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14. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIvk1cSyG8
    Your welcome :)
    
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15. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 5:05pm UTC
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16. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Louis: oh for God's sake Niall!!
    Niall: AHHHHHHHH!!!
    Harry: for the benefit of the radio, Niall's just dropped his tea.
    
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17. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Be like a balloon...
    and defy gravity.
    
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18. alligator98
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    March 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Whenever I see a limo I always wonder if there is a famous person inside...
    
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19. alligator98
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    March 14, 2012 2:02pm UTC
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20. alligator98
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    March 12, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Me when I like guy: "I can't wait to get to school!! I'll get up 20 minutes earlier so i can curl my hair and look extra pretty for him"
    Me when I don't like a guy: *hits snooze button and rolls out of bed just before the bus gets to my house*
    
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