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alligator98

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Member Since: 25 Oct 2011 08:48pm

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  1. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:02am UTC
    One day I'm going to surprise you holding a dozen red roses, 11 real and one fake. I'll hand them to you and whisper in your ear "I'll be by your side until the last rose dies."
    nmq

  2. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:57am UTC
    Why are perfume commercials
    the most bizarre, and/or sexual commercials EVER?!

  3. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    The Little Things We Love #3:
    Accents. (especially British ones)

  4. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    The Little Things We Love #2:
    All the different flavours of lip gloss.

  5. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    The little things we adore #1:
    being tickled.

  6. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Yes, I will refresh the page until I get a notification.

  7. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    There should be a library for nail polish.

  8. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO THE BEST MUM EVER!!!!!!

  9. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Most people: "YOLO" *goes to an insane party, gets drunk, and winds up in jail for the night*
    Me: "YOLO" *dances behind a hobo*

  10. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
    Me: If flipping her hair gets you overwhelmed, wait until she takes her top off...
    LOL saw this on Video On Trial

  11. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Who else really wants to try a pice of Galini pie♥

  12. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    "I can't explain myself, because I'm not myself, you see."

  13. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

  14. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when everyone is using a ruler on a test you just finished and you have no idea why...

  15. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I've always wondered how police on bikes arrest people, "alright, get in the basket"
    LOL tumblr

  16. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Today my little brother was singing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
    I'm a good big sister.

  17. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    The worst place to get your period:
    while sleeping over at your friend's house,
    on her floor,
    in her sleeping bag.

  18. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Just because
    nobody ever
    does a quote
    on this side
    of the page :)

  19. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Lazy Rule #1
    *When you're shopping and a shirt falls off the hanger* I don't need to pick it up, they have people for that.

  20. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    Am I the only one who tries to find the smallest baby sized shoe when I'm at a shoe store?

:)

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