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LegendaryLettuce
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November 29, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls are in my way.

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neonnailpolish13
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November 29, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I hate it when teachers don't erase everything on the whiteboard
-.-

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Bissa23
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November 29, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Sometimes I think I can get off witty
and do homework ,
but then I think...
mmmm better not.

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sammy*
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November 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I can see exactly where I want to be,
I just can't see how I will ever get there.

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jamies1125
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August 24, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Is witty going green?
because I see a lot of quotes being recycled!

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Smiliezz900
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August 24, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Fact:
The human brain is correct when it senses people staring at you. If you feel like someone is watching you, then someone IS watching you.

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ricecrispy2128
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August 24, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Steve is my camp director...
and I think he lives in Massachusetts...
STEVE... ARE YOU A CAMP DIRECTOR??

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aliexo12
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April 27, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Girls: suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels.
Guys: Just complain.

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CarolinaMoon
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August 19, 2012 11:07am UTC

SMILE
while you still have
TEETH.

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Emily_the_forgotten
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August 19, 2012 11:08am UTC

F*CK YOLO
I prefer Hakuna Matata

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Lizzie_143
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August 19, 2012 11:09am UTC

If It's Love
Kate's new to London, England, and is looking forward to having the time of her life. When she meets a guy at the club, she doesn't expect to fall for him. But they become friends and start playing this game called 'Questions,' leaving Kate to answer the toughest one of all; Does she love him?
PLEASE READ, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD!<3

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lilgirlsarah
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August 19, 2012 11:09am UTC

That awkward moment when
you don't go on witty for months, and you come back with no notifications.
nmf

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC

10 year old me: omg i cant wait to be a teenager. I'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and play music really loud and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and just have this amazing social life omg i cant wait.
Me: *spills cereal on cat*

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beanie98
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August 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC

Finally moving on... Slowly, but it's happening.

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hollisterbeach
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August 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC

forget your scars,
we'll forget mine. ♥

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Janerbananer
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August 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I give up.

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