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  1. Matthew290 Matthew290
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:38am UTC
    Never laugh at your Girlfriend's choices.....
    You were one of them

  2. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    ♥ we're always together
    w e' r e o n e o f a k i n d,
    3 words describe us ...
    p a r t n e r s . i n . c r i m e
    >> fave if you love your bestfriend <<
    Not Mine(: Love Love Love Though.

  3. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    How Nice Of You
    to introduce me to your 2nd face a f t e r I d e c i d e t o t r u s t y o u

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Remember When
    we first became friends & we tried to act normal around each other? L O L

  5. sandysinger sandysinger
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 5:19pm UTC
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    Funny how strangers like me better then my friends.
    <3

  6. truelove1018 truelove1018
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    For the 26 who didn't make
    IT TO 2013

  7. truelove1018 truelove1018
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I wish someone would notice how broken I am
    And at least try and fix me

  8. truelove1018 truelove1018
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I am ashamed of sticking around
    for a person who makes me feel this way

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I wonder
    if someone ever regretted losing me,
    that feeling of wanting to go back
    and wanting to talk to me again.
    I wonder if someone ever felt that way about me.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:09am UTC
    teacher: use the word harassment in a sentence
    boy: i was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me.
    - tumblr.
    i giggled like a small child when i got the joke.

  11. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Me: I'll start studying at 7.
    Me: It's 7:02.
    Me: OOPS TOO LATE NOW I GOTTA WAIT TIL 8.

  12. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me. dont chaa.

  13. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    You like Rock bands? Oh wait you have never heard of Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, U2, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Van Halen, Guns 'N Roses, The Greatful Dead, Pearl Jam, Bon Jovi, Soundgarden, AC/DC. But okay you most really appreciate rock music.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  14. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    my laptop screen is brighter than my future.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    apocalypse spoilers from new zealand:
    - we haven't lost power, but i did lose my mum in the supermarket.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    "in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri
    while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said
    “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?”
    and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT
    AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE
    VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG
    "

  17. xerin0x xerin0x
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:56am UTC
    plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Why go to the doctor when you're sick when you can just
    google your symptoms and scare the crap out of yourself

  19. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    the refrigerator
    is a clear example that what's on the inside
    is what really counts ~

  20. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    They cancervive.

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