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  1. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
    Message Sent.
    Kill me now.

  2. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  3. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  4. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  5. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  6. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  8. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  9. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  10. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  11. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  12. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    notmine

  13. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  14. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  15. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    do you ever "miss" a food
    after you're done eating it.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Me: You're sitting in my seat
    Kid: I don't see your name on it
    Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up

  18. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
    ABOUT WITTY.
    SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
    This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
    Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
    It feels like the perfect night
    for sitting at home
    making up good quotes
    oh oh, oh oh
    It feels like one of those nights
    12 o' clock ice cream
    I'm up on Witty
    I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
    Yeahhhhhh!
    We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
    It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
    2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
    BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
    OH OH
    I don't know about you
    But I shouldn't be up at 2
    Everything will be alright just,
    A few more quotes to go through!
    Witty is the best
    And we're all so obsessed
    So I want to thank you Steve
    for making a website forrrr
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

  19. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Seeing those 8 year olds with iphones.
    You know what I had when I was 8?
    A Club Penguin membership.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    What if
    a murderer was creeping up behind you
    while you were listening to music
    but they liked the music you were listening to
    so they decided to let you live?

:)

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